Amy's
Blaaaake Fielder-Civil has just
pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm on a pub landlord and perverting the course of justice. Blake appeared at London's Snaresbrook Crown Court last week but there was a reporting ban on the case. This was lifted today by the judge so now we all know that he and his co-defendants pleaded guilty.
Nicole Richie, a baby and some hot coffee. Mother Of The Year potential.
TMZ
Danny DeVito prepares to launch a Zeppelin race.
WWTDD
John Travolta knows it's fun to stay at the YMCA.
Dlisted
Halle Berry takes the twins for an outing. No sign of her baby.
Celebwarship
Wonder Woman's powers not so impressive any more.
Yahoonews
The tangled tale of
Angelina Jolie's PA and her BlackBerry.
ICYDK
Charlie Sheen not taking his wedding vows too seriously.
ASL
Bono is looking taller these days... Here's why. Stilts next?
Justjared
Madonna now dressing her age, thank heavens.
CDL
Good old Mitch Winehouse. The man is a dream for tabloid journalists. Short of a story for the Sunday papers? Get me Mitch Winehouse on the blower pronto! This time,
Amy Winehouse's rent-a-quote dad has been talking about how his wayward daughter won't clean her act up until she has
kids with Blake. Just imagine the issues the poor little mite will grow up with...
Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland.
Dlisted
Different haircut, same face though...
Laineygossip
Anne Hathaway shows up
Jodie Marsh.
ASL
We certainly smell desperation.
ICYDK
"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why
Lily Allen was so wasted last night.
Myspace
Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver.
ASL
What
David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football.
Justjared
Angelina Jolie and
Brad Pitt's babies go up in price.
Mollygood
Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags.
Dlisted
Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our
Best Fathers Ever list.
Usmagazine
Amy Winehouse is clearly still under the influence of something fairly mind altering as she
was at court yesterday mouthing "I love you" and "You're fit!" to
Blaaaake. She turned up four hours late to be berated by a court official for flirting and making suggestive hand gestures in his direction. But at least the pair were kept at a distance so we don't have to worry about them actually attempting to procreate - for now.
Wino probably shouldn't have bothered trekking all the way to
Portugal the other day for what was billed as her live comeback, as she was over an hour late for the (bizarrely named)
Rock in Rio festival in Lisbon, and didn't even have the strength to hold the bloody microphone. Although she did entertain the crowd with a
bonkers quote about Blaaaake.
It seems that 63-year-old
Rod Stewart needing some extra oxygen on standby is a bit of a shock to festival organizers in Norway. Compared with
Pete Doherty or
Amy Winehouse it sounds quite tame to us and is probably way more commonplace than you'd think.
Mel B's husband gives her a slap and gets a fleshy ripple. Top marks for the shadow in this picture too.
TMZ
German newspaper claims that
Amy Winehouse doesn't leave home without a nappy.
WWTDD
Pete Wentz looking like more of a twat than usual.
Dlisted
Guess who's a big fan of
Lindsay Lohan's music?
Celebwarship
Alanis Morissette is honestly not bothered about her ex getting engaged to Scar-Jo. Honestly.
Mollygood
Ben and Jerry produce the not at all tacky '
John Lennon' ice cream at last.
ICYDK
Pink speaks up for Australian sheep. Plenty of time on her hands then?
Hollyscoop
Colin Farrell looking like a greasy, thin tramp. Hopefully it's for a movie role.
Laineygossip
Katie Holmes is relaxed, happy and beautiful. And yes,
Tom Cruise is 5000 miles away from her.
ASL
Matthew McConaughey's brother 'Rooster' is in a reality show. And he named his son 'Miller Lite'. Clearly a great man.
Justjared
James Alexandrou, of 'Martin Fowler' fame, has been photographed
smoking what appears to be a very 'jazzy' cigarette and holding a rather suspicious bag of green stuff. Pauline Fowler would be turning in her grave. If
EastEnders was real life, obviously.
It was the Ivor Novello Awards last night.
Amy Winehouse finally showed up to win
Best Song Musically and Lyrically for '
Love Is A Losing Game' but sent her dad Mitch to go and collect the award on her behalf. Probably because she was off her head. Also at the prestigious awards were musical greats such as, er, Sonique, Beverley Knight, Mick Hucknell (sorry, Hucknell) and ex-Busted Matt.