Elton John couldn't work a washing machine until he was 43
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Published on Thu 12 July 2007 by IanMcShane
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Elton John couldn't work a washing machine until he was 43 |
Increasingly creepy, mental little waxwork Sir Elton John has admitted to US show 'Enough Rope' that he was once so self-obsessed he was unable to carry out menial household tasks.
This all changed when his partner David Furnish strode into his life, grasped the Lenor, explained the spin cycle on the washing machine and highlighted the havoc that Hollywood's hard water was having on his kettle element.
When Elton was younger he was a crazy free spirit, always convinced he was correct and unable to take advice from lessers. He could cheerfully admit that he was a drug addict, but too ashamed to ask for advice on basic household issues.
Or, in short, he was rich and he had people to do it for him.
Now he's even richer and has a partner who can tell him about boil washes. Oh give him a fucking Lordship, he's suffered enough!
This all changed when his partner David Furnish strode into his life, grasped the Lenor, explained the spin cycle on the washing machine and highlighted the havoc that Hollywood's hard water was having on his kettle element.
When Elton was younger he was a crazy free spirit, always convinced he was correct and unable to take advice from lessers. He could cheerfully admit that he was a drug addict, but too ashamed to ask for advice on basic household issues.
Or, in short, he was rich and he had people to do it for him.
Now he's even richer and has a partner who can tell him about boil washes. Oh give him a fucking Lordship, he's suffered enough!
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