MAYBE BABY

What would Kate Moss be doing flouncing into the exclusive New York store Petit Tresor and demanding that they close so that she can shop in private? Well, she'd be acting like a spoilt little bitch as usual. Unfortunately her privacy seems to have been severely ruptured by someone in the shop as they have revealed what she bought on her trip.

A few items of baby clothes. Oh, don't worry about that, she's probably just picking up some items for a friend with a newborn baby, after all.

Oh, and she also bought a large tub of Belli Pregnancy Cream, which apparently doesn't do what it says on the tin and get you pregnant, though it is used to combat stretch marks.

Maybe she'll just be using it on the ones around her mouth or maybe she actually is pregnant (unless it’s a present for Pete Doherty and his fat little 'heroin' belly?).

Kate has been pictured looking a little heavy around the midriff recently, though to be fair she could just have swallowed a grape whole to give that impression.