OOPS, SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN

Like a dog returning to lick at its own vomit, Britney Spears has decided to resume her relationship with Adnan Ghalib, the British photographer who almost drove her into full blown insanity the last time they dallied with each other.

Despite Adnan stockpiling tapes of the pair together to use for financial gain in the future, Britney is clearly besotted by the Brummie Bastard and has welcomed him back into her life, despite the fact that her father is attempting to keep her locked away from the world like a sweaty Rapunzel.

Somehow, Adnan has managed to sneak his way into 'The Summit' the gilded cage…sorry gated estate where Britney spends her days, perhaps slithering under obstacles and hissing at her bedroom door to be let in. This is despite the best efforts of Jamie Spears to stop the relationship and the advice of doctors who have warned that this man simply isn't good for the singer.

Still, it just shows that whatever the barriers, love will find a way. Adnan's love of cold, hard cash, that is.