AMY SPOKESPERSON CORRECTS FATHER MITCH'S DIAGNOSIS

DOCTOR (WINE)HOUSE

Published on Tue 24 June 2008 by Mopsa

AMY SPOKESPERSON CORRECTS FATHER MITCH'S DIAGNOSIS

Amy Winehouse's spokesperson has stated the obvious by announcing that Mitch Winehouse is "no medical man". We know that, he's a cabbie. Mitch the snitch claimed that Amy has emphysema but her spokesperson has now claimed that his diagnosis is incorrect.

Her spokesperson has said Mitch has "muddied the water" and is an interfering old busybody who should stop telling the press about his daughter every five minutes and actually look after her himself. (Probably).

The spokesperson commented:

"She is not diagnosed with full-blown emphysema, but instead has early signs of what could lead to emphysema."

And at 24, you would hope that was the case.

Apparently Amy is in much better health and is even rehearsing for her live shows this weekend. But we'll wait to hear what Mitch has to say in about half an hour.

AMY WINEHOUSE, MITCH WINEHOUSE, EMPHYSEMA, DIAGNOSIS, SPOKESPERSON

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COMMENTS

		Slaappy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Hey watermelon head, shut it!
		JiggeryCock on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Yeah because rock stars PA's are where we all go to for the truth right? What was it? 'A Nasty Cold' that Freddy Mercury had up to 48 hours before he died and then it was all 'my brave battle against AIDS'. Ignore the lot of 'em I say.
		BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Mr Winehouse is a complete and utter despicable arsewipe. He is loving every fucking minute of his daughter's terminal decline into despair because it seems to give him so much alleged moral high ground. Well, actually, Mitch, no it doesn't, because all this shit confirms that like abused children, it's the people closest who are the cunts doing the abusing. If you were anything resembling a father you'd have sorted out her problems yonks ago. But no, the fame, fortune and morality gives you too much of a fucking hard-on, yeah?
		claire on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Is she dead yet?
		dandyboy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... he looks a bit like a fat Christopher Lee there, just without the class and in a cheap suit.
		DeBouched on Wed 25 June 2008 said... For Amy, sounds like a clean bill of health. I say puff away.
		Absolutmod on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Lou Carpenter rides again.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Would you buy a used crack-pipe from this man?
		rachael on Thu 26 June 2008 said... I know someone who got in a taxi when he was driving....they said it was the worst ride of there life.