CALUM BEST SAYS HE IS AFTER LINDSAY LOHAN

LINDSAY'S CALUMITY

Published on Thu 19 June 2008 by basko

CALUM BEST SAYS HE IS AFTER LINDSAY LOHAN

Having had two flings with Lindsay Lohan already you can see why Calum Best reckons if he bumps in to Lindsay in LA there might be a chance they'll 'get together' (i.e shag). Well he might think that but some would say that Lindsay, after doing the horizontal tango with men like Calum, has decided that it's women she prefers and he has missed the bus – or indeed is on the wrong bus altogether.

Still, Calum has a new show to publicise so his people are telling anyone who'll listen that:

"Calum can't wait to see Linds - whenever they meet they always seem to get it on. Lindsay couldn't get enough of his bedroom antics."

Now to us the phrase 'bedroom antics' conjures up images of him being good at pillow fights but our advice would be to watch out for Samantha Ronson in a scrap as we think she'd fight dirty.

CALUM BEST, LINDSAY LOHAN, SAMANTHA RONSON, SEX, TOTALLY CALUM BEST, MTV

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COMMENTS

		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 19 June 2008 said... CALUM BEST SAYS HE IS AFTER LINDSAY LOHAN.................Is it just me or does this sound like a grotty old man in a raincoat trying to bum a stray dog in a park ?
		BlartMonster on Thu 19 June 2008 said... He's a fucking womb rat purely because he is George Best's son. If he was a bloody window cleaner he'd be lucky to score a wank. As it's Lindsay Lohan, even my great uncle could score there, and he's been dead for 20 years, so no bragging stats there, Calum. A pinheaded little mofo with no discernible talent. Now fuck off, son
		MrGoo on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Hi to all you wankers.
		DeBouched on Fri 20 June 2008 said... If not Lindsay, what about Ali? She looks well past the age of consent.
		kwebb on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Where has his hair gone? Has he got a velcro headboard?
		BustySinclair on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Obviously Calum was not CC'd on the memo
		JiggeryCock on Fri 20 June 2008 said... He looks like Jack Nicholson's McMurphy in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' (Post-lobotomy)
		milkplus on Fri 20 June 2008 said... What the fuck is he on?
		jnewco81 on Sun 22 June 2008 said... I wouldn't ride her into battle
		rachael on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Linsay lohans sister looks like ange harmons mother