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FORTY THOUSAND COPIES OF JORDAN AND PETER CDS FOUND DUMPED

A WHOLE NEW PILE OF POO

FORTY THOUSAND COPIES OF JORDAN AND PETER CDS FOUND DUMPED

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It's a travesty against music. More than 40,000 copies of Peter Andre and Jordan's album 'A Whole New World' were actually made. And now they've been found dumped in a storeroom, rotting and covered in bird poo. But let's face it, we'd rather have a load of rotting bird poo than a single copy of their CD.

Piles of their CD, which featured covers of love songs that would only bring a tear to your eye because of how badly they have been butchered, were discovered at Bray Studio in Berks by a Sun reader.

Not surprisingly, the album flopped and truckloads of the album were returned to distributors. Woolworths were also left with thousand of unwanted copies.

But now someone has revealed where most of the copies, which weren't bought by Peter Andre, Jordan or Jordan's mum, have been dumped.

The person remained anonymous, no it wasn't Mr Holy Moly, and said:

"I pulled back the tarpaulin and couldn’t believe it when I found all these CDs. I thought I’d stumbled on a stash of Coldplay’s new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts."

 

They continued:


"Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy."

 

Now it's only fair that these CDs are now returned to their rightful owners, exactly as they are, preferably dumped in their home.


COMMENTS
dandyboy on Thu 19 June 2008 said...
Bet it sounded better in the CD player covered in bird shit too.
BustySinclair on Thu 19 June 2008 said...
At least bird shit is useful, as fertiliser. Actually, that would also be the best use for those two
theycallmestephen on Thu 19 June 2008 said...
Still better than coldplay though
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 19 June 2008 said...
You know very rearly does a story bring a genuine smile to my face, this actually made me giggle a bit.
Sable on Thu 19 June 2008 said...
Surprised they didn't use them for clay pigeon shooting. You know deep down that they're just the kind of cunts who go clay pigeon shooting...
papers on Thu 19 June 2008 said...
Jordan could have used the cd's as fancy horseshoes when she does her dressage.
BlartMonster on Thu 19 June 2008 said...
Even the fucking birds have got class. Shitting on Jord and Pete's CDs has got to be the ultimate in guano art...
rachael on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I hope these so called cds were bio-degradable like jorden and peter are?
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