OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

Apologies if your breakfast is still settling, but here's some wonderful footage of Pete Doherty in the bath, which is probably an event rare enough in itself to be preserved on YouTube. This appears to be Pete's new way of communicating with his legion of rabid fans (and much easier than all that tiresome song-writing nonsense - those lyrics don't write themselves and he doesn't have a bottomless well of English Literature GCSE notes, you know).

Thrill, as his body moulds to the tub like a melted candle! Gasp, as the water doesn't immediately leap out of the bath in horror! Sigh, as he begins talking in that oddly lisping posh voice, which always seems to be set to sixth-form student whine!

Best of all, you can witness his acting skills as a 'totally unexpected' knock on the door interrupts his self-important musings. A truly great performance, worthy of 'Carry On Droning'.



More of the grubby little man after the jump...