LILY ALLEN IS COY ABOUT HER DINNER DATE WITH LINDSAY LOHAN

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Published on Wed 11 June 2008 by IanMcShane

LILY ALLEN IS COY ABOUT HER DINNER DATE WITH LINDSAY LOHAN

Lily Allen's MySpace page is surely what the internet was invented for, providing mindless babbling for the masses. Lily went out for dinner the other night with Samantha Ronson and... wait for it... a mystery friend! Now who on earth could that be, hanging around with Sam Ronson? Well, coy Lily isn't telling (she's probably saving it as an anecdote for the next series of her chat show – God forbid).

Lily (with her new pink hairdo she looks remarkably like one of those chewy shrimp sweets you get in a pick 'n' mix) reveals thrillingly that she had a coke and some lovely salsa, but who was the mystery guest at the feast? Come on, Lily, tell us who it was sitting close to Sam! Please, you tease!

"I came back to the hotel at about 7, and went straight to dinner with my number one fan and avid reader of my blog Samantha. We went to this place called Il Sole. The food? Amazing. I love truffles, big time, and they didn’t disappoint.”

You can just imagine Lily with some truffles, can't you? Snuffling away with her piggy little nose searching for their elusive scent…

"Samantha brought a rather famous friend with her and about 50 million paparazzi.”

A 'friend' eh? No wonder the paparazzi were interested. With Lily, Sam and Lindsay Lohan sitting together and cackling it must have looked like the opening scene of 'Macbeth'.

LILY ALLEN, LINDSAY LOHAN, SAMANTHA RONSON, MARK RONSON, MYSPACE, IL SOLE, LA

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JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		eight on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Blimey, it's a long way from the council estates and working class life you so emphatically championed about two years ago, innit Lily?
		squealer on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Lily's gorgeous, she's like a lovely little flower i'd like to pluck.
		DOGPAS on Wed 11 June 2008 said... wot a total, no TOTAL & UTTER STUPID STUPID SLAG..........., shit songs that no-one ever plays anymore..., it as last year as in "never ever played again mindless shite music".............
		DOGPAS on Wed 11 June 2008 said... by the way has thios become CUNTs CORNER ?
		rachael on Thu 12 June 2008 said... they were propositoioning her for a threesome no doubt.
		BlartMonster on Thu 12 June 2008 said... That is one ugly fucker, make no mistake; it shows the incredulous shit taste of the thick British record buying public
		silverdoll on Thu 12 June 2008 said... "That is one ugly fucker, make no mistake; it shows the incredulous shit taste of the thick British record buying public" Because god forbid the british record buying public buy a record by someone unattractive!
		BlartMonster on Thu 12 June 2008 said... What the fuck are you on about Silverdoll? I made a comment about how fugly she is, AND (which means 'in addition', natch) the incredulous shit taste of the British record buying public. Because of course, the charts are just BRIMMING with the cream of musical talent and songwriting skill. For every Lily Allen that makes it into the charts and receives lots of money, there is at least 10 undiscovered Thom Yorkes who will sadly never get a contract. Yet again the gullibility of the public and the willing nepotism inherent in the fucked-up British meejah ensures that talentless arseholes such as this will always prosper.
		framey on Thu 12 June 2008 said... That grubby little fucker has a right fat nose ain't she?