WINO WILL KICK DRUGS HABIT TO HAVE KIDS

AMY WEANHOUSE

Published on Mon 09 June 2008 by roryk

WINO WILL KICK DRUGS HABIT TO HAVE KIDS

Good old Mitch Winehouse. The man is a dream for tabloid journalists. Short of a story for the Sunday papers? Get me Mitch Winehouse on the blower pronto! This time, Amy Winehouse's rent-a-quote dad has been talking about how his wayward daughter won't clean her act up until she has kids with Blake. Just imagine the issues the poor little mite will grow up with...

Mitch told The People: "As for the drugs, she will get bored with them because the desire for children will take over. Amy knows that if she and Blake are going to have kids then she has to be in perfect health."

From the pictures in the NOTW yesterday it doesn't look like Amy's anywhere near getting bored with the drugs...

He went on: "I honestly think that in two years she will be fit, healthy and having babies – motherhood will be her drug."

Well if she takes to motherhood like she has to drugs then she'll be popping them out like a tennis serving machine. Although we're not too sure that Amy's spindly legs would hold up under the weight of a baby.

And won't someone think of the children! Anyone unlucky enough to get the genes of those pair of degenerates will be in for a tough old time.

WINO WILL KICK DRUGS HABIT TO HAVE KIDS

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COMMENTS

		tigerstail on Mon 09 June 2008 said... That is one unconvincing tranny.
		Sable on Mon 09 June 2008 said... I can just imagine the delivery suite - father-to-be, mother-to-be, midwife, child protection caseworker-to-be...
		Dissident on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Hmm... I remeber reading about this elsewhere... how did it go now? "And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared. And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty. Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame. And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon." Yes, thats it.
		ALLYOUCANEAT on Mon 09 June 2008 said... you said it sable, although you forgot the dealer....
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 09 June 2008 said... At least Amy kicks the bucket she'll come ready embalmed.
		rachael on Tue 10 June 2008 said... she looks like she has been dragged on the back of a car in that photo.
		sammy on Mon 16 June 2008 said... does her lame excuse for a father honestly think that blabbing every bloody minute detail of her life is going to help her? what a complete tool.