US SHOWBIZ MAGAZINE OFFERS LINDSAY 1M DOLLARS TO 'COME OUT'

LOHAN'S GAY PAYDAY

Published on Tue 03 June 2008 by basko

US SHOWBIZ MAGAZINE OFFERS LINDSAY 1M DOLLARS TO 'COME OUT'

Well she's already done nudity and 'Herbie', so with a career in tatters, how else will Lindsay Lohan make a million bucks nowadays? After weeks of being photographed with 'close friend' DJ Samantha Ronson, and calling herself Lindsay Ronson, Lindsay has been offered the payday by a trashy mag who said, "Just come out to make it a real relationship or stop being a lipstick lesbian because you've got cock fatigue" (or something like that).

Lohan's representative told the New York Post she "passed" on the offer but then her mum ruined it by admitting she was perfectly happy if she was seeing more bean than Kenco.

"If she's happy, I'm happy," said Dina Lohan. "That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."

Anything that gives Mrs. L an excuse to get her mug in the paper will make her happy though, the publicity hungry old leech.

MAGAZINE, OFFER, LINDSAY LOHAn, 1M DOLLARS. COME OUT, samantha ronson

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		CHUFFER on Tue 03 June 2008 said... She's got grandma hands and probably a grandma fangeeta too
		milkplus on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Every time I look at her I hear the sound of balls slapping against arse
		DickyM on Tue 03 June 2008 said... or chin
		framey on Wed 04 June 2008 said... grubby fucker
		DeBouched on Wed 04 June 2008 said... I'll double that if she goes away.
		rachael on Sat 07 June 2008 said... Direaahh soaked beaver flea ridden pubic hair eating scrotum dangling nimpoo.