JORDAN LOVES FRED AND ROSEMARY WEST

WEST IS BEST

Published on Tue 03 June 2008 by Mopsa

JORDAN LOVES FRED AND ROSEMARY WEST

Jordan has just announced that she loves nothing more of an evening than to get into bed and have a good old read. Yes. She can read. And proper books too, but only if they are about serial killers. In particular, Fred and Rosemary West, so if Peter were to go missing perhaps it would be safe to check under the patio first.

Jordan revealed that she is compelled by their story:

"I like curling up in bed with a book. I love reading about serial killers. My favourite is one about Fred and Rose West.”

Does she realise that it's not fiction though? And should she really be getting this much enjoyment reading about sadistic serial killers? And what's poor Peter supposed to do? Do normal people have a favourite serial killer?

At least she's talking about something other than her sex life.

JORDAN, PETER ANDRE, FRED WEST, ROSEMARY WEST, SERIAL KILLERS

pass it on print article

FIGHTING TALK
BEYOND THE PALIN
DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Here's hoping both her and Andre get a chapter all to themselves in a future book about serial killers - right between the chapters about Jade Goody and Jodie Marsh.
		dandyboy on Tue 03 June 2008 said... You're asking us if it's normal to have a favourite serial killer? We spent the weekend chatting about Ed Gain's restaurant for fuck's sake!
		greenman on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Was that 'Jordan' who talked about the West's or 'Katie Price', because it always strikes me as weird how she slips between persona's to suit herself. Like Cherie Blair/Booth. Does she wake up and decide to be Jordan for the day, or Katie Price? Are they tow different people? Is this an indicator of something more sinister? Where is Dr Tanya?
		dearlord on Tue 03 June 2008 said... drag queen munter
		pointless on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Substance above form is definitely the way ahead with serial killers. America might have all the glamorous ones (parading around in belts made from nipples and so on), but for your salt-of-the-Earth workaday serial killer, you can't beat Harold Shipman. More confirmed victims than anyone else in the world and done quietly, without razzmatazz. A country should play to its strengths.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Yeah pointless, we're the 'Germany' of the Serial Killer world. You can keep your USA's with their fancy dan, 'Ronaldo-esque' stepover-stepover-and-then-the-garotting show-ponies! Give me the ruthless efficiency of a Shipman - surely the 'Lothar Matteus' of his chosen oeuvre?
		DickyM on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I do, Citizen X.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Perhaps Peter Sutcliffe should be allowed on a day-trip to Essex to do some 'community service'.
		HeadCheeze on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I'm putting the hammer in the post for him now
		ComradeDuch on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I quite like the US Garrincha style trick moves. Ted Bundy - flash, sexy, good score - Like Figo in his prime. There is a case for these British killers, Shipman is a bit of a Paul Scholes - efficeint, quiet, scores loads more than you think and can't tackle, hence shipman had to kill all those old bitches on the low because he couldn't take them head on.
		dearlord on Tue 03 June 2008 said... she lives in brighton i do believe. maybe he could get a bus from essex?
		BobRoberts on Tue 03 June 2008 said... That's some fucking make up job.
		rachael on Sat 07 June 2008 said... How the FUCK DID this Transexual ever end up existing in the PRESS Peter aaundree is deffonately poo pushing