ANGELINA'S GUNS

Forget all that peace keeping, humanitarian guff that Angelina Jolie spouts, when push comes to shove Jolie would shoot you like a rabid dog if she got the chance. She told says that she has a gun in her house and: "If anyone comes in to my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them."

Obviously the laws are slightly different in the US where you can shoot someone in your own home for being lactose intolerant, but here it's only teenagers and farmers who have guns, the rest of us protecting ourselves with sarcasm and blind luck.

Ange however has starred in too many action films to let shit slide:

"I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out."

She continued:

"I tend to want to throw an elbow. There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that."

All perfectly normal then. Oh and all of those who'd like to be beaten in a down and dirty style by Angelina Jolie form an orderly queue.