BACK TO HACK

Wino probably shouldn't have bothered trekking all the way to Portugal the other day for what was billed as her live comeback, as she was over an hour late for the (bizarrely named) Rock in Rio festival in Lisbon, and didn't even have the strength to hold the bloody microphone. Although she did entertain the crowd with a bonkers quote about Blaaaake.

The 24-year-old only made it through two thirds of her set and was necking throat lozenges throughout (or was it "throat lozenges"?).

She told the crowd she "should have cancelled" because she was suffering from flu-like symptoms.

She said: "My voice is not singing right and I can't even hold the microphone. But I wanted to be here so much."

We'd be surprised if she even knew where she was.

But she did entertain the crowd by delivering one of the best jokes we've heard in a long time. Denying that she is set to divorce her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, she said that he was "still the handsomest bloke you ever seen in your life".

If you ever needed any more evidence that this woman needs to sectioned for her own safety and that of those around her, this is surely it. And someone send her to an optician.