Desperate celebrities (and
Big Brother contestants from years past) don't just go out to well known nightclubs in London to make fools of themselves or to flash parts their anatomy. They do that
playing football too.
Yesterday was the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament at The New Den, Millwall's ground. 'Players' included Pete Doherty, who refused to take off his trilby hat, Jade Goody, who looked like she may have prepared for the event the same way she did for the London marathon and Nikki Big Brother, who manages to look like an old woman and a small child at the same time.
Aisleyne Big Brother was there too, although she looked as though she was more interested in how to make her top look revealing than in actually playing football. The same also applied to Bianca Gascoigne.
Amy Winehouse looked as though she was removed by paramedics half way though even though she wasn't even playing football, and finally some people from Shipwrecked streaked across the pitch. Thank your lucky stars it wasn't Pete and Jade.