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PETE DOHERTY ATTEMPTED TO KILL HIS CAT

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PETE DOHERTY ATTEMPTED TO KILL HIS CAT

petedohertyprison.jpgPete Doherty has admitted that he was once so wasted he nearly battered his kitten to death with a spade. And if the rumours are true that he also feeds them cocaine, then that poor cat would not have stood a chance.
Pete was determined to get his drug-free certificate during his time in Wormwood Scrubs after his getting himself in such a state that he attempted to harm his poor pet.

Pete said:

"I got a shovel and was going to kill one of the cats. That was when I was like, you know, 'I’m a bit of a mess.' It was a bit of a crazy time."

You don't say. We only thought he was a danger to himself. He also spoke about missing his birthday and plans to have a big party, but we reckon the cat might opt out of the celebrations. He said:

"I can’t remember the last one at all. And now I’m clean I want one that I can remember. I would like it to be fancy dress and everything. A real party."

The only people turning up at this rate will be people very convincingly dressed up as the RSPCA.

COMMENTS
englishoutlaw on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Just LOOK at the fat cunt! Fucking Jesus.
TouchingCloth on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Great headline!
Kitty on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
When is he going to die??? Im fed up of waiting now.
gaylord on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I bet the cat still would have made better music.
DickyM on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
and IN the gay way...........
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
what a complete cunt stain..and a waste of oxygen.
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
What an evil, talentless, nasty cunt...i hate him even more now, if that's possible.
squealer on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I wish someone would cave this pricks face in with a shovel.
SpankMe on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT... no other word for him!
rachael on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
I wish he put a spade on Kate moss
DeBouched on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
That can't be good for him in his next life.
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
poor cat!! *cries*
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