PARIS HILTON DESPERATE FOR A BABY

CRY BABY

Published on Thu 08 May 2008 by Mopsa

PARIS HILTON DESPERATE FOR A BABY

The world recoils as Paris Hilton announces that she is ready to procreate. Apparently she's desperate to have a baby. But probably only in the same way she's desperate for that new dress/pair of shoes/sunglasses/hat etc. And Paris thinks she would be a good mother because she likes animals. But she was reported to have 17 dogs at one point so God help us all.

Paris, who is dating the dumpy Good Charlotte musician Benji Madden, said:

"I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children."

And no doubt she'll be taking them down to the vet to be de-fleaed and de-wormed too. And probably dressing them up in the same outfits she puts on her dogs as they'll be the same size. Poor, poor children.

But is Paris just trying to copy her friend Nicole Richie, as she's already dating Nicole's boyfriend's twin? And Nicole recently had a baby too.

Either way, someone get her another chihuahua quickly to distract her. Think of the future!

PARIS HILTON, NICOLE RICHIE, BENJI MADDEN, BABY, GOOD CHARLOTTE

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COMMENTS

		fuckwit on Thu 08 May 2008 said... She can have my baby
		Shagsack on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Why whats wrong with it? hahahahahahahaaha. Oh.
		Bunglist on Thu 08 May 2008 said... overcooked
		Shagsack on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I like my child al dente, or its just not gonna fucking happen.
		thundachick on Thu 08 May 2008 said... just the thought of her offspring is turning my stomach..can she be forceably steralised so we dont have to endure another publicity whore?
		sirbuckle on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Id be up it like a rat up a drainpipe
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Why doesn't she steal one - Madonna's quite good at that.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Fuckwit, I was going to say the same thing but then when I really thought about it, I just couldn't put my child through that.
		rachael on Sun 11 May 2008 said... hey some of her dogs had to be taken away from her in fact most of them because she wasnt looking after them. Maybe she should try the fake baby doll first and sees how she goes with that she if she can resist stuffing the doll in a draw while she goes and shops for a dress to wear to another swingers party.
		framey on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Fucking hell, does she know her kid will be born with similar facial features to her ORIGINAL ones?
		ALLYOUCANEAT on Wed 14 May 2008 said... WILL THIS BE THE NEW 'ACCESSORY'?!
		Fecker on Sun 01 June 2008 said... Get rid of this utterly useless shit