OLD DOG GETS NEW TRICK

Burberry has always been desperate to shed the 'chav' image of yonder, instead aiming for the more affluent and trendsetting (trans. eye-wateringly expensive) types. Agyness Deyn is also fast becoming the person most likely to get on my tits this year, which is why it's with mixed feelings we learn she has been ditched as the face of Burberry and is being replaced by clothes-horse/bucket Kate Moss...

On one hand, it's a bump back down to earth for a girl who had just started to have that glimmer of someone who believes their own press - but on the other hand we have to put up with Kate Moss a while longer. Yes, she's pleasant on the eye and Topshop blah blah Icon zzzzz zzzz timeless whatever - but for FUCK'S SAKE THE WOMAN IS A SHAMBLES. Is she REALLY the best we have? She is B.O.R.I.N.G. now.

Here's a picture gallery of Agyness, looking like she just found my sister's dressing up box from 1982 and has put on everything at the same time.

All the ones of Kate look like she has just crawled out of an ashtray filled with tequila and barbituates, so I thought I'd spare you.

Pleasure.