LINDIZZLE LOHIZZLE

Like a hip hop A-Team called in to polish musical turds when no one else can help, Timbaland, Pharrell and Snoop Dogg are doing Lohan's new album. The ink will have barely dried on their cheques before they casually select a ready made tune from the laptop to email in. They may even phone in a few 'uh huhs' 'yeahs' and 'are you feelin me, Lindsay?' vocals too. If Lohan has a sense of humour she'd do a cover of 'Maneater'.

So will it be any good or a collection of Britney-lite tracks that will only trouble the charts for two weeks before heading straight to the Woolworths bargain bin? Hmm, difficult one.
It's got to be better than her previous rock efforts which were so generic you actually forget what they sound like whilst still listening to them. Hear for yourself and keep an eye on the totally bored session musicians in the background wondering if they left the iron on.