Samuel L Jackson tries to steal someone else's car.
TMZ
Susan Sarandon and the Mitchell brothers out and about in New York.
WWTDD
Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes battle for custody of their robotic baby.
Dlisted
David Hasselhoff back in the dating game and smooth as ever.
NYDailynews
Marilyn Manson's girlfriend looks like… him, really.
Celebwarship
Surely Jesus has better things to do with his time than this?
Mollygood
Tom Hanks wants even more money.
ICYDK
Kate Hudson believes the paparazzi will get bitten in their arses by a car mechanic, or something.
Hollyscoop
'Tight at the back,' thinks
David Beckham, missing the two big target men up front.
Celebslam
Some idiot gave
Tori Spelling another job. Will they ever learn?
Popbytes