JORDAN SAYS BIG BREASTS ARE 'OUT OF FASHION'

BIG IS BAD

Published on Thu 17 April 2008 by roryk

JORDAN SAYS BIG BREASTS ARE 'OUT OF FASHION'

Ever since she had some of the marzipan siphoned off her novelty breasts last year, it seems as though Jordan can't open her mouth without banging on about the merits of having a smaller chest.

Fewer trips to the chiropractor and less chance of popping one of those bad boys and getting sugary goo all over you legs, for a start.

She had her joke tits reduced from 32G to 32D, so she's hardly Katie Flat Chest now.

"My boobs were nine years old," she said. "My implants had dropped and I wanted to go smaller."

Such lovely imagery.

"I've been there with big boobs. They are out of fashion."

In fashion in a circus freak way she must mean. Wasn't that Victorian times? And when asked if she was addicted to surgery, she said:

"Some people take it to extremes. Mine are subtle changes. There will always be people out there who say I have got a problem, but I would rather have a designer body than a designer outfit. Luckily, I can afford both. But I don't believe in having surgery to look like anybody else."

I was about to say it's not as if anyone would want to look like her, but then the penny dropped...

Jodie Marsh.

JORDAN, BIG BREASTS, tits, OUT OF FASHION, katie price, peter andre, 32d, 32g

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OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

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COMMENTS

		jacobsdad on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Call her a whore/dipshit/thicko whatever - I would bang that 'till the cows came home.
		dearlord on Thu 17 April 2008 said... spolit egotistical MUNTER!! fashion?? as if she would know?
		ScarletVonFist on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Can she SHUT UP! for one second, all she talks about is herself and she is actually VERY FUCKING BORING! I bet if you asked her what is the capital of England she would say Jordan, she deserves a slap!
		ComradeDuch on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Jordan, every day I hope and pray that lack of education, banality, greed, ignorance, boorishness, vulgarity, flashiness, cheapness, tittle-tattle, childishness, pettiness, unoriginality, self-obsession and vapidity will 'go out of fashion' (you stupid, shallow whore) but until that day we have to put up with you and the scum you represent, the unreflective, bovine passive world of hateful drudgery you wallow in, you vile, vile creature.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Oh God it's the Hunchfront of Notre Dame, the only woman who's 'written' more books than read them. Can't someone put her clitoris on e-Bay, her, frankly rather boring, tits in a blender and her husband in Lederhosen and open a can of whoop-ass on their whole stinking clan.
		thundachick on Thu 17 April 2008 said... she obviously hasnt had the "big tits are out of fashion" conversation with marsh then.
		BobRoberts on Thu 17 April 2008 said... This is a blatant dig at Jodie Marsh, yet Jordan professes to be completely indifferent to her, haha - I actually think Jordan is worse than Jodie - Jodie is a complete, detestable cock, don't get me wrong, but Jordan is SUCH a horrible cunt - I had the misfortune to catch the last part of her show last week and I can honestly say, this sweat disgusts me. I can't fucking stand her and her warped little world. ComradeDuch puts it far better than me but I suppose you get the idea... Peter Andre's a fucking idiot aswell.
		HeroicDose on Thu 17 April 2008 said... You are not fooling me with the wig and fake tits, Dean Gaffney. I know it's you.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Good God Comrade, perfect, couldn't agree more.
		Fakeycakemaker on Thu 17 April 2008 said... So that means YOU are out of fashion, right? Close the door on the way out please. What am I saying - I'm a man. Big tits could never be out of fashion. Unless they're so stupidly big that it makes you look like you've got two fucked up space hoppers sellotaped to your chest, of course. Munter Marsh - that means you too!
		blaxa on Thu 17 April 2008 said... So true, HD. You never see them together...
		POOSTRIPE on Fri 18 April 2008 said... she looks like that other rough bint off eastenders.
		milkplus on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Thankfully if the size of her gob is anything to go by, massive cocks are still very much in fashion. Poor Peter