WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

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Published on Wed 16 April 2008 by IanMcShane

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Fat people ruin Disney ride. TMZ

Jodie Marsh without make-up. You have been warned. Dlisted

Worst film ever? It's never a good sign if you have to phonetically spell a word in the title for your audience. Comingsoon

Nicole Kidman is five months pregnant. With a baby pea, by the look of her. Celebwarship

Six months of Britney Spears' personal video diaries are ready for release. Mollygood

'Escape To Prick-tory'. Michael Caine's tackle makes a break for it. Celebslam

Madonna to play live online. Stay away from the internet on May 15. ICYDK

Now you can buy Paris Hilton's fake hair. If you'd want such a thing. Yeeeah

Scientology works its magic in Norway. Gawker

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COMMENTS

		gaylord on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Live? LIVE? Since when has madonna ever played live?
		blaxa on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Jodie looks almost human!
		Zigmund on Wed 16 April 2008 said... They did the same for that film Ratatouille. That wasn't too bad.
		poisondwarf on Wed 16 April 2008 said... How come Jodie has different coloured eyes in those photos?
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 16 April 2008 said... they did the same phonetic spelling thing with 'ratatouille' - merkins are dense.
		Jendy on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Cos she wears coloured contacts to be as far away from her natural self as possible, must be handy for a 'celeb' to have two such different images
		dearlord on Wed 16 April 2008 said... not for merely merkins but for americans who don't have passports and don't understand 'foreign'