LOHAN RESPECT

Michael Lohan is up on his moral high horse again, which is somewhat cheeky seeing as he's half responsible for inflicting his daughter Lindsay on the world. He has spoken out with fury about the new reality show that his children will be involved in. Is this a concerned father speaking out about the intrusion of cameras into every moment of his daughter's daily life? No, he's annoyed because it was his idea and he isn't getting the credit he feels he deserves.

"It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title."he whined as he resumed divorce action against wife Dina.

"That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she’s okay, but the car was totalled. Every window blew out. My father went into heart failure again yesterday — and yet not one of the kids has seen him."