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PETE DOHERTY GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT IN JAIL

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PETE DOHERTY GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT IN JAIL

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Just when you thought Pete Doherty was slumming it in prison with the other criminals, finally getting his comeuppence and somehow narrowly avoiding a beating each day, we have now found out that he is receiving special treatment...

Pete has been given his own cell in Wormwood Scrubs and a bunk with two mattresses (unfortunately Blake is in Pentonville otherwise he could invite him round for a sleepover). And that's not all.

He's also been given a TV, so it's pretty likely that he was watching 'Britain's Got Talent' on Saturday night, and a radio. These sort of privileges are usually provided to inmates after weeks of good behaviour. But not so for Pete.

A source told The Sun said:

"He’s in the segregation unit because of who he is. It’s thought he could be vulnerable. He’s been put on enhanced privileges, which means he can have virtually what he wants, so that includes an extra mattress, TV and radio. It’s basically the five-star treatment, which takes most prisoners weeks of good behaviour to achieve."
We wonder if it comes complete with mini bar too. Well at least he has plenty of distractions as it doesn't look like he'll be getting any visitors.

COMMENTS
BustySinclair on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Can we do a quick whip around, pool some cash, cigarettes and various bits of contra together, and get someone on the inside to shank him in the shower block?
ChunkyMunky on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Was thinking more of getting the biggest bruisers in there to make him drop the soap and close his eyes & think of Kate....
strangelad on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
"It’s basically the five-star treatment, which takes most prisoners weeks of good behaviour to achieve." You what? It's a prison, all the prisoners should be treated like the dirtbags they are - a cell, a bed and a bog, a shared tv which you can watch in a tv room when you're not locked up and books, that's it, no priviledges, you're being punished.
SaleoftheCentury on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Personally I am all up for having a whip round, to buy him enough smack to finally do the decent thing, and overdose. He never looks very well does he?
equalizer on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
I bet he is big bubba's new wife as well.
BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
"a shared tv which you can watch in a tv room when you're not locked up and books, that's it, no priviledges, you're being punished". No fucking way - why should they have a TV. I have to pay a fucking licence for that cunting thing and not to substitute wankers like this to sit around on their doll-funded arse watching repeats of "Relocation location" and "Dickeadsons Real Deal".
Yogithebare on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
A cell to himself with a bunk bed would naturally give him two mattresses - wouldn't it? Not really special treatment is it HM. Move along, nothing to see here.
thundachick on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
close his eyes and think of kate??..hmmmm..bet she could be a right bruiser at times too...
MrBeefy on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Yo my little puppy now..
Kitty on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Im with SaleofTheCentury. *organises whip round whilst trying not to vomit at the sight of the photo of Doherty, above*
DickyM on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Will he be forced to wash, the fucking skagheaded hobo
dandyboy on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Cunt should be hosed down, a la Pulp Fiction, only with acid instead of water.
MindyD on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
UGH! He is probably the most nauseating person on the planet!
thingymabob on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
peeling your sore,weeping puss ridden smeg encrusted foreskin back to wash is not special treatment its your fucking duty pete!
BustySinclair on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
I imagine it would be less of a wash and more of a decontamination. I'm picturing the shower scene in 'Silkwood'
ChunkyMunky on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Was rather hoping for something out of Oz...
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