FAMILY AT WAR

The first rule of being in the Jolie-Pitt family is that you do not talk about the Jolie-Pitt family. The second rule of… Well, you get the picture. It appears that the multicultural rainbow family is having its fair share of arguments, as the children fight relentlessly with each other whilst Angelina scours the world for another child and Brad tries to rebuild New Orleans single-handedly.

According to Star magazine, the children just don't get along. Maybe it's because they have little in common, what with being plucked from several different continents and cultures. At least Angelina hasn't attempted to adopt a little Palestinian and a tiny Israeli and demanded that they share a bedroom and take turns on the X-box.

Now the magazine claims that the children are starting to get violent with each other, and it's poor little Shiloh who seems to get the worst of the treatment. Nothing to do with the fact that she's not adopted and is bound to end up with all the cash.

"[Zahara] once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie...Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them...she always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!"

And I'm sure the couple don't show Shiloh any extra affection over the other, more 'purchased' children. Pax (that looks like an ironic name now) and Maddox try to knock each other down whilst Zahara and Shiloh squabble constantly over food. And what food!

"They eat fast food, pizza, chips and sugary soft drinks...Brad and Angie let them eat what they want because it brings harmony to the chaotic household."

Yes, that sounds like harmony to me. It's no wonder the couple are always looking for nannies. At this rate the next employees will be wearing lovely blue berets and armbands declaring them to be UN Peacekeepers.