JORDAN AND PETER REVISIT THE SET OF 'I'M A CELEB'

JUNGLE LOVE

Published on Thu 03 April 2008 by Mopsa

JORDAN AND PETER REVISIT THE SET OF 'I'M A CELEB'

Jordan and Peter Andre (who only manage to look tasteful when compared with Kerry Katona and Mark Croft) are taking a trip down memory lane - to the jungle where they first met on 'I'm A Celebrity...'. But unfortunately, they will be coming back.

Jordan and Peter decided to go back to the set where their publicity stunt, we mean romance, began for the new series of 'Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter'. Which surely by now should just be 'The End'.

Peter said:

"Just think – our children would never have been born had it not been for this place. Junior and Princess are the first I'm A Celebrity kids."

Well thank fuck they weren't conceived on the show. It was distrubing enough to see Peter's erection through his cargo trousers.

And Jordan will soon be jetting off for boob job number five as she is unhappy with the last one (and the other three, presumably). She has complained that her boobs move down towards her armpits when she lies down. So really, they're not fake enough.

But thankfully that will not be filmed for their documentary.

JORDAN, PETER ANDRE, I'M A CELEBRITY, BOOB JOB, PLASTIC SURGERY, KERRY KATONA, MARK CROFT

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		ScarletVonFist on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Smashed Crabs
		thundachick on Thu 03 April 2008 said... the wankwits at ITV have a lot to ansewer for...
		BustySinclair on Thu 03 April 2008 said... If we ignore them will they go away?
		CLINT FLICKER on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Fuck off & DIE, the pair of you!
		DickyM on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Hope springs eternal Busty...
		goldentwattage on Thu 03 April 2008 said... If ever a couple of cunts were made for each other. They haven't got a fucking clue these two.
		BustySinclair on Fri 04 April 2008 said... sings Just don't look, just don't look..
		Rickster on Fri 04 April 2008 said... we've all seen your baggy cunt!
		strangelad on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Have you seen the state of it's face? It's slowly turnign into the bride of Wildenstein. Who's up for a beer down the Lotts now that the sun's out? Or the Chelsea Ram if it's closer?