TOTALLY NOT JODIE MARSH'S REAL BREASTS

Jodie Marsh has secretly had her breasts enlarged and all courtesy of some downmarket magazine, which paid for the operation in return for the exclusive pictures. However, the pictures are exclusive no more, as we've managed to find some other pics of the new breasts that will rain all over Jodie's pictorial parade. But it took a fair bit of detective work on our part to track them down: our mole had to log onto her Facebook page and everything...

Poor Jodie. First she gets divorced from the husband that she chose on her reality TV show and then it's exposed to everyone as nothing but a scam.

And now this, her new breasts surrounded by a gaggle of men on Facebook spoiling her exclusive. You should have de-tagged yourself, Jodie!

We're not sure if this now means:

a) That she'll have to give the implants back

or

b) That she will no longer appear in the magazine

And is that Pat Sharp in the white shirt? What are you doing with your life, Pat!

Pics below.