KILLS, NO THRILLS AND BELLYACHING

Poor Jamie Hince. The singer from The Kills has been stepping out with Kate Moss for a few weeks now, but he isn't happy with the constant media attention which is something new to him, what with being the singer of The Kills and all.

Quite what he was expecting when he began slobbering over the wafer-thin model is anybody's guess, but as the old saying goes, "You lie down with dogs and you get up with constant media attention."

"It's definitely unwanted. I don't want to be part of lowering cultural standards in any way," said the singer from The Kills with no visible trace of irony.

"If someone like me, who is basically nobody, is reported on for going to a bar... then what have we become?"

Obsessed with the singer from The Kills? Or maybe, just maybe (and run with me on this one because it's a pretty wild speculation) the cameras are actually trained on Kate Moss, and not the singer from The Kills who just happens to be in the same shot?