LIE BACK AND THINK OF XENU

Katie Holmes seems to have adopted a ‘If you can’t escape from them, join them’ attitude and is reportedly broody for another child with husband Tom Cruise. ‘Now’ magazine report that this will mean some form of IVF treatment, which Tom has ruled out immediately as it doesn’t sit well with his Scientology religion and it’s well-thought through tenets and beliefs.

Katie Holmes seems to have adopted a ‘If you can’t escape from them, join them’ attitude and is reportedly broody for another child with husband Tom Cruise. ‘Now’ magazine report that this will mean some form of IVF treatment, which Tom has ruled out immediately as it doesn’t sit well with his Scientology religion and it’s well-thought through tenets and beliefs.

So, we are all carrying atoms from intergalactic warlords incinerating in a volcano many millennia ago, but you can’t use a pipette and a microscope to fling sperm at an egg. Well, that makes total sense to me. Someone less polite might be asking why IVF treatment might be necessary at all for such a loving couple with an obviously healthy sex life? The magazine claims,

"Tom keeps telling her to focus on Scientology methods of creating “positive energy” to become pregnant, which he's convinced worked the first time around, but Katie's losing patience.”

For fuck’s sake – it’s not a child’s birthday party where they get a wish when they blow out a birthday cake candle (though that’s probably all Katie will be blowing any time soon)!

“She’s getting frantic and the worst thing is she knows that the more stressed she becomes, the less likely she is to conceive.”

So, not a great idea to hook up with Tom Cruise in the first place really.