PETER ANDRE EMBARRASSED BY JORDAN

THE PRICE ISN'T RIGHT

Published on Tue 18 March 2008 by Mopsa

PETER ANDRE EMBARRASSED BY JORDAN

It looks like Jordan may be in the dog house, not literally (although that might be an idea) because Peter Andre is very angry with her about her recent drunken antics. So angry in fact, he's written it down (or told someone over the phone while they typed) for his column in New! magazine.

Yes, he's been given a column so he joins that illustrious pair of idiots Kerry Katona and Coleen McLoughlin who would be better off keeping it zipped than chronicling every moronic thing they do each week.

Peter wrote;

"The problem with Kate is that she doesn’t go out and drink that often and when she does, it shows what a lightweight she is." That's probably because she only weighs about 6 stone.

"She tries to keep up with everyone, but she can’t. To be honest, I was a bit embarrassed by her behaviour.

We don't think Jordan is going to like this. And it must take a lot for Peter to be embarrassed rather than being the usual 'embarrasee'.

Peter continued;

"I don’t care if she’s my wife, I believe in being honest about these things."

Well maybe he should have told her in the privacy of their home then. And she better start behaving otherwise it will be the last time she'll ever be nominated for Mother Of The Year anytime soon...

PETER ANDRE, JORDAN, NEW! MAGAZINE, MOTHER OF THE YEAR, KERRY KATONA, DRUNK

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Tue 18 March 2008 said... Do these fuckwits only communicate to each other via third rate gossip rags? Do they not actually speak to each other? Mind you, she does have a nasal whine of a voice like some adenoidal Bob Hoskins on Mogadon...So there may be method in that Peter 'Cuprenol' Andre's madness.
		thundachick on Tue 18 March 2008 said... er, hello!!..didnt pete realise that jord had a reputation for being a pissed-up tramp before he married her?..or was he only stareing at her tits?
		AKABUSI on Tue 18 March 2008 said... Expecting Peter Andre to realise anything is perhaps asking too much from a perma-tanned, hobbit-like fuckwit
		kwebb on Wed 19 March 2008 said... He's starting to look like her son in these photos.
		everblazin on Wed 19 March 2008 said... they'd talk about their bowel movements if the magazines would pay for it.
		Kermit on Wed 19 March 2008 said... OMG Kwebb, spot on comment....!! very very true!