TOM CRUISE SINGS AND DANCES IN ANOTHER SECRET SCIETOLOGY VIDEO

IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL SING IF I WANT TO

Published on Fri 14 March 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

TOM CRUISE SINGS AND DANCES IN ANOTHER SECRET SCIETOLOGY VIDEO

Here's a video found by Gawker (top work guys!) of Tom Cruise celebrating his Birthday with a bunch of complete and utter lunatic fellow Scientologists.

If this guy was any creepier he'd be slipping on a hockey mask and chasing Jamie Lee Curtis.
For a singer he makes a very good Heterosexual.

bbrrrrrrrr...

TOM CRUISE, JERRY, SCIENTOLOGY, BIRTHDAY, CREEPY, DANCING

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		diepiggy on Fri 14 March 2008 said... michael myers chased jamie lee curtis, jason vorhees wore a hockey mask .A little research please
		Vaginalbelch on Fri 14 March 2008 said... Well that was as long as it was boring!
		personunavailable on Fri 14 March 2008 said... Where's Katie gone?
		strangelad on Sat 15 March 2008 said... SCIETOLOGY VIDEO ??? Been down the pub have we? I know I have and even then managed to see the obvious typo, can you not afford spellcheckers in Chelsea?
		bumspinach on Sat 15 March 2008 said... Should have done Dancing Queen errrr cos it would have suited his voice of course.
		fernoid on Sat 15 March 2008 said... Fucking maniac. This video actually made me grip my face and squint my eyes lest I be contaminated by Cruise's utter wanky-ness.
		yosemitesam on Sat 15 March 2008 said... is that Joe Satriani? The guitar botherer?
		wilsom on Sat 15 March 2008 said... what a cunt
		HOLYMOLY! on Sat 15 March 2008 said... i bow down to your horror knowledge.
		50nurp on Sat 15 March 2008 said... Fucking terrifying. It's indisputable this man is a cunt but why can't someone build a cage around him so he can't move? Except for blinking.
		Geushky on Sat 15 March 2008 said... How do you get to book the Band?
		redpixie on Sat 15 March 2008 said... i don't see a problem with this video. he's just out for his birthday.....has a few drinks.... sings bad karaoke...we've all done it. this is grasping at straws methinks.
		tpg3933 on Sat 15 March 2008 said... I can see 20 years into the future. I can see a compound in woodland. I can see a man, grinning insanely, telling his followers that now is the time to release their souls, while the compound burns around them. The man's ex-wives, who, like him, are washed-up film stars, are outside next to FBI cordons, telling TV cameras what it was like to be his hostage/wife before they escaped. What does it mean?...
		Kitty on Sat 15 March 2008 said... What a load of sycophantic, arsehole licking at the beginning. The dancing and singing was so heinous from the Cruiser, I vomitted.
		Plissken on Sat 15 March 2008 said... The Church of Mentalology..er Scientology believe that we're possessed by dead aliens right?.... Here's the living proof!! Old Tommy boy has got have a Grand Pubah space cadet bouncing around in that noggin surely!
		ClimeySunt on Sat 15 March 2008 said... ferrett faced cunt
		felchlord5000 on Sun 16 March 2008 said... Call me a stupid cunt, but why the hell does HM keep suggesting he's gay? Just give me one piece of evidence.
		snowflake on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Can you update your site please, this is hell boring
		thundachick on Mon 17 March 2008 said... this is hurting my eyes and soul..CUNT!!!