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WHAT A WASTER TIME

PETE DOHERTY TO HELP YOUNG HEROIN ADDICTS

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Honestly, talk about the blind leading the blind... On the drugs again/off the drugs again and probably on the drugs again last night Pete Doherty has been asked to appear in a new reality show intended to help young heroin addicts. Is that to 'help' or to 'help overdose'? Pete will share needles with encourage young users to stay off drugs.

Doherty plans to visit two of north England's toughest estates, complete with trilby hat and cane ready to have the shit kicked out of him (probably) and use music to persuade druggies to kick their habit.

But what happens if they don't particularly like music? Or, more likely, what happens if they don't particularly like his music? Perhaps they should have sold it as: get off the drugs or be forced to have Pete follow you around strumming his guitar for the rest of eternity.

Pete plans to live with families in an estate in Manchester and work with a young offenders group.

A source said:

"Pete really hopes to be able to use his own experiences to help these youths. Hopefully they will be inspired by his visit."


The sight of his spotty, sweaty, chubby old face might just be enough to put people off drugs for life...

COMMENTS
nils on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Why's he snogging Zippy?
dandyboy on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
"Hopefully they will be inspired by his visit" Inspired into thinking that they too can manage to become mega rich and shag supermodels despite being fucked on the skag, a talentless shitehawk and a greasy fucker to boot.
darkfung on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Pete Doherty to help young heroin addicts - by overdosing & dropping down dead. On you go, Pete !
Frix133 on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Forensics would have a field day with those finger nails
bingobongo123 on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Please come to Manchester Mr Smackhead............we will put the bunting out just for you.
DickyM on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Vile, greasy, sweaty, fat fuck. Fucking OD you cunt !
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
I can see it now - 'No, that's wrong, you tie off like THIS!'
thingymabob on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
pete won't help them he'll stamp all over there gear too reap a bigger profit
ClimeySunt on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
feeding out of bins again you stinking fucking gypo
babyshambles on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
What the f#ck?! Grow up, will you? At least he's trying to help them - what the f#ck are you doing for them - nothing! "Is that to 'help' or to 'help overdose'?" --- is that supposed to be funny? =|
seemeseedy on Wed 12 March 2008 said...
Hahaha!!! dandyboy.........what a cunt!!! 'shitehawk'...you're a proper oscar wilde reincarnate aren't you!! Enjoy the remainder of your life surfing random news stories you have no real opinion on, yet still feel the need to make wearisome comments about; because....well let's face it you've got fuck all else going on!!
BustySinclair on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
Oh please please please please let the first episode show him having his money and shoes stolen by real junkies, who then kick the living piss out, resulting in hospitalisation and cancellation of this 'programme'.
itsjustsomoving on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
This man is disgusting.
ChunkyMunky on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
Seemeseedy and babyshambles...fuck me...a pair of p-doh apologists finally hit the boards!!! The only help this talentless cuntwad would be able to give other skagheads is where to score their drugs and how to feed them to their cats!! This talentless fucker offends my eyes and ears and the sooner he ODs the better the world will be. Misunderstood poetic genius my arse - he's no Byron...just a bellend.
dandyboy on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
I don't know what's worse, Seemeseedy, signing up to a board that's here to slag off idiots like Doherty and having a go because someone is doing just that, or having a go at someone for 'not having an opinion' yet not giving one yourself either. However, as a Doherty apologist, I have not doubt that you are a cunt of the highest order.
Holdingout4ahero on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
Doherty will probably show them the best places to score, how to avoid arrest when high as a kite, how to avoid prison (abuot 6 times he's managed it so he's quite the pro), and what not to when you OD. Amy Winehouse will make a guest appearance prompting the worst live gig ever as they both stumble about and forget their words. Why the fuck should we help skagheads? And get our throats cut, shoes stolen and be violated by a passing dog?
DickyM on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
Ok, ok i'll give a totally unbiased opinion based on the known facts and my own pretty good judgement.....................ChunkeyMunky and dandyboy are a pair of decent, witty regulars whos comments I enjoy. Seemseedy and babyshambles are a pair of fucktards with no more right to live on Gods green Earth than the Hiltons, Lohans, Spears of this world, you couple of fucking bellends.
darkfung on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
Here, Here! you cock-jockey !!!
fuckwit on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
Pete Doherty sat next to me in a pub once. He was incoherent, but quite polite
thingymabob on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
seedy! do you share needles with said idiot?
BustySinclair on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
Did the vapours emanating from his carcass smell of armpit, ashtray and cat piss?
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