JORDAN TALKS ABOUT SIZE ZERO AND VICTORIA BECKHAM

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Published on Fri 07 March 2008 by Mopsa

JORDAN TALKS ABOUT SIZE ZERO AND VICTORIA BECKHAM

Jordan (who's slowly turning into a bag of skin and bones with two beach balls on top) has decided to talk about the size zero debate and say that looking like a bag of skin and bones isn't sexy. Even though she thinks Victoria Beckham looks great. Jordan was speaking about her George at Asda range of lingerie where she used 'normal' women to model - and by normal she means they weren't the width or colour of a peperami.

Jordan explains the difference between glamour models and fashion models, (which is usually girls not attractive enough to be fashion models just getting their boobs out) saying it's all about celebrating their curves. Which she paid good money for, damn it!

"Fashion modelling is totally different from glamour modelling, they’re all about being skinny while we’re all about celebrating our curves. I launched my underwear range on Wednesday and I just got a bunch of normal-sized women to model it."

In that case she should have just left them to it.

"I don’t disagree with the size zero culture. I’m thin and Victoria Beckham — a size zero — looks great, and I believe her frame is naturally like that."

What? Now that's something we don't ever want to see. Jordan and Victoria Beckham back to back modelling her frilly underwear. *Violently shudders*

See the Jordan underwear pics here.

JORDAN, GEORGE AT ASDA, VICTORIA BECKHAM, PETER ANDRE, MODELS, GLAMOUR MODELS, SIZE ZERO

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COMMENTS

		BiteMe on Fri 07 March 2008 said... She looks like a man there... is that a tash??
		rico on Fri 07 March 2008 said... It's a dirty sanchez...
		DickyM on Fri 07 March 2008 said... cum rash
		Dames on Sat 08 March 2008 said... why 'violently shudders'? totally works for me! Of course if you're a fat cake-eating goth (like most of the wimmin who frequent this site) it'd be total anathema, heh.
		TokenH on Sat 08 March 2008 said... Fake tits are just BAD. Any man who has a preference for tit size is an idiot. Natural tits, whatever size, are things of wonder, amazement, worship and suckable, wankable, cum-onable enjoyment. Surgery enhanced tits, you might as well grope a shopping bag full of gravel in jelly. Plus, I wouldn't put my dick anywhere Peter Andre has been.
		squealer on Sun 09 March 2008 said... I could use those armpits as a cheese grater.
		mandiapple on Sun 09 March 2008 said... Looks more like she's modelling for her new range of blow-up dolls in that pic
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 09 March 2008 said... My ex-girlfriend had a breast enlargement at eighteen - silly bitch, her real ones were fantastic.
		HeroicDose on Sun 09 March 2008 said... If you scroll down so that you can only see her nose and below then she definitely looks like a manwhore. Her expression never seems to change between pictures. Her head would only look good on my turntable. And only when I'm out.
		Scylla on Fri 14 March 2008 said... wtf is with the " I believe her frame is naturally like that"??? Everyone's fucking frame is a skeleton but unlike the Beckham woman, most of us aren't that keen on going around looking like we've already been picked clean by carrion. Praps that's why she keeps the snout - just to look like there is something to her...that and to have something that'll stop those ridiculous fucking shades falling off her face.