KATIE HOLMES STILL MADLY IN LOVE WITH TOM CRUISE

TRULY, MADLY, CREEPY

Published on Fri 07 March 2008 by IanMcShane

KATIE HOLMES STILL MADLY IN LOVE WITH TOM CRUISE

Katie Holmes is once again professing her love for earth husband Tom Cruise, and though she's stopped short of jumping on sofas and shouting "Yeah!Yeah! I'm in love!" she's not far off. She seems to believe that if she repeats it enough then people will actually begin to believe they have a loving relationship rather than a jailer/captor one. To this end, she asked permission from Tom then trotted off with several bodyguards to be interviewed by InStyle magazine.

"I try every day to make Tom know how much I love him. It gets better and better. It has made my life,"

She said whilst silently mouthing the words 'Help me!'. Of course, Tom has to go out to work (though not as often these days) so he can't always be there to control her. Can he?

"Tom and I stay in really good communication with each other. I talk to him about anything, at any time. He works 48 hours straight, comes home, and if I ask, 'Would you help me with this?' he'll do it. He wants to."

'Would you help me with this?' What's 'this'? Is she talking about the door marked EXIT which is always mysteriously locked?

KATIE HOLMES, MADLY IN LOVE, TOM CRUISE, instyle

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		ChunkyMunky on Fri 07 March 2008 said... But doesn't Xenu get jealous????
		milkplus on Fri 07 March 2008 said... and she isn't even wearing heels. hahaha
		chimper on Fri 07 March 2008 said... It must be a Patty Hearst/Stockholm Syndrome thing
		Holdingout4ahero on Sat 08 March 2008 said... If you look really closely at her back you can see his hand controlling her like a puppet. Tom Cruise looks a bit like Prince Charles in this pic if Charles wasn't inbred and just plain ol' crazy.
		TokenH on Sat 08 March 2008 said... She used to be a looker before she shacked up with THAT prick.
		BustySinclair on Mon 10 March 2008 said... Translation: "I try every day to make Tom know how much I love him. If I don't, he locks me in the re-education chamber. It gets worse and worse. It has destroyed my life. Tom and I stay in really good communication with each other, I am no longer capable of independent thought or action. He interrogates me constantly and undermines my confidence so that I am now completely dependent on him for even the simplest of tasks."