PRE-NUP ARGUMENT

Star Magazine have dug deep and come up with a source close to the household of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt who gives them the inside gossip on the pair. The latest news is that they have fallen out big time over their wedding plans. Problems deciding which of their multinational breed should be pageboy and flower girl? No, it's a bit more serious than that: they can't agree on which continent the nuptials should take place.

Brad wants to have the wedding and reception in New Orleans (haven't those poor people suffered enough?) where he is fond of doing his charity work and believes that the influx of paparazzi would bring a welcome boost to the local economy.

Angelina would prefer to have the ceremony in France, as she feels this is part of her spiritual upbringing what with her late mother Marcheline Bertrand being so Gallic. Apart from the fact she was of French-Canadian descent and born in Chicago.

Oh, and Brad has asked his mother, Jane, to help organise things, which was a fine subtle move since she is still great friends with Brad's ex Jennifer Aniston and wanted to invite her to the ceremony.

Why can't they just compromise and have the wedding somewhere in between. By my reckoning that's almost exactly in the middle of the Atlantic, making their wedding the only 'Oceans' film I'd pay to see.