JORDAN MODELS HER NEW UNDERWEAR COLLECTION FOR ASDA

WHAT A LOAD OF PANTS

Published on Wed 05 March 2008 by admin

JORDAN MODELS HER NEW UNDERWEAR COLLECTION FOR ASDA

If you missed these from yesterday, here is Jordan was posing in her new new range of underwear for George at Asda (classy). And we'll give her this, it's nothing if not a masterclass in how to make yourself look good by juxtaposition...

See how Jordan cunningly surrounds herself with 'normal' women. Unfortunately the oompa-loompa-in-a-black-wig look went out some time in the seventies...

And what the fuck is with the bunny ears through the legs in the main pic?

JORDAN, UNDERWEAR, GEORGE, ASDA, MODEL, katie price

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COMMENTS

		thingymabob on Thu 06 March 2008 said... in the pink!...wood!..
		dandyboy on Thu 06 March 2008 said... So that's where all of Pete's Ronseal went.
		vitriol on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Does she sign each gusset for added 'value'? And no, I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire - the pointless slag.
		TheMonk on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Bet the biggun's still got a tighter box than her
		saucyhorsey on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Jordan is looking really scrawny these days. Legs like matchsticks and no arse to speak of
		saucyhorsey on Thu 06 March 2008 said... ar5e
		lysander69 on Thu 06 March 2008 said... The girl in pink is a fucking legend. Jordan is the pure definition of vacuous cunt. The girl in pink would well take her in a fight, and I'd pay to watch that!
		dandyboy on Thu 06 March 2008 said... And she probably does actually shop in Asda, as opposed to Jordan.
		mandiapple on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Jordan looks like a Peperami in those pictures, brown and greasy and gristly
		PaulieMafia on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Man the harpoons!!!
		ClimeySunt on Fri 07 March 2008 said... they look like a pair of 70s swimming trunks with a bit of lace nicked off the curtains stuck to the edges... looks like Harveys been busy in collage class at school
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 07 March 2008 said... thar she blows!! ( jordan in the wee-smelling asda bogs that is! )
		felchlord5000 on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Why's she covering her choccy speedway? Reckon she is touching cloth
		Holdingout4ahero on Tue 11 March 2008 said... I don't think it's bunny ears... She's trying to pull her badly fitting underwear out of her vag. She has had 2 kids and a widely used vagina.
		Holdingout4ahero on Tue 11 March 2008 said... And as for the pig in knickers.....