JORDAN TO BUY HER OWN PRIVATE PLANE

JORDAN'S JUMBOS

Published on Mon 03 March 2008 by Mopsa

JORDAN TO BUY HER OWN PRIVATE PLANE

Katie Price (or Jordan, depending on whether she's flashed her boobs that day) is apparently about to splash out on her very own private jet. Jordan (who obviously doesn't have a head for numbers) has somehow worked out that it would be more cost-effective to buy her own plane, at £4.5m, than fork out the £150,000 she spent on flights this year alone. However we're not sure what type of calculator she used to work that out.

According to reports, Jordan is about to purchase a Hawker 900 and in true Jordan 'style', she's going to paint it bright pink. Perhaps she could get Peter to paint it, mid flight.

A source told The Sun:

"She has three round trips planned to Australia. The cost of taking the family abroad this year looked ridiculous."

Jordan will apparently hire it out to make some of the money back and wants to have flying lessons so she can pilot the plane herself.

We can only shudder at the stories she'll be coming out with for Ok! magazine about her and Peter joining the mile high club...

We'll refrain from any cheap jumbo/cock pit gags...

JORDAN, PETER ANDRE, PRIVATE JET, HAWKER 900, THE SUN, FLYING LESSONS

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IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
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MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
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THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		jamespaulclaydon on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Perhaps we'll get lucky and she'll let Harvey have a go at the controls
		SukieBapswent on Mon 03 March 2008 said... I've got a private jet which I own in my head. I put all the people I hate in it and imagine that eventually it will crash. I haven't quite decided if I would put Katie it as she does provide entertainment value from time to time
		JiggeryCock on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Get to 30,000 feet - and her breasts will explode.
		DickyM on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Not on mythbusters they didnt
		gabbo on Tue 04 March 2008 said... you have to assume that harvey wont be goin near the fucker, thats if they want to take off anyway.
		BustySinclair on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Aw how cute, she wants to learn to fly her own jet just like Angelina
		strangespiral on Tue 04 March 2008 said... It could be a good investment, depending how she buys it. Assuming she rents it out (the plane) at other times during the year, it might prove cost effective. Or maybe she's planning to buy a share in a jet. And certain types of private jet hold their value really well.