PETE DOHERTY DEMANDS 30 GRAND FOR MODELLING JOB

UP THE PRICE BRACKET

Published on Wed 20 February 2008 by roryk

PETE DOHERTY DEMANDS 30 GRAND FOR MODELLING JOB

According to The Sun, Pete Doherty is going up in the world and despite only making a profit of £29k last year has turned down a modelling job that didn't meet his £30,000 price tag. WTF?

Budget fashion company Lastseason.com apparently contacted the druggy Michelin man to offer him £5,000 to appear in their new campaign after they heard he was skint, but were informed that Doherty would require a "bare minimum" of thirty grand. Thirty fucking grand for a day's work!

A spokesman for Lastseason said:

"When they said £30,000 I nearly had a heart attack. Who does he think he is, Claudia Schiffer?

"I thought Pete could do with a day's work for what would be good money by anyone's standards. He is just not worth that much."

OK, so we think we've worked this one out. Glossing over the fact that a company would want this over-exposed, bloated cadaver of a talent vacuum stinking up their marketing plans, or the fact that they may have been simply doing it for the free publicity when he inevitably turned their scabby brand down, we think we may have spotted a simple misunderstanding...

It wasn't thirty grand he was after, but thirty grams.

PETE DOHERTY, 30 GRAND, MODELLING, lastseason.com, drugs, libertines

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COMMENTS

		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 20 February 2008 said... 'Who does he think he is is, Claudia Schiffer?' - in fairness he does have schiffer brains.
		dearlord on Wed 20 February 2008 said... but he'd whore himself out to a fan for £100?!
		Dollydagger on Wed 20 February 2008 said... Modelling what? Plasticine?
		squealer on Wed 20 February 2008 said... I've never realized how good looking Pete is. He could turn me gay, what a dreamboat.
		Dames on Wed 20 February 2008 said... It's like an Elvis '57 zombie clambouring out of the grave, weirdly
		PaulieMafia on Wed 20 February 2008 said... He's got a face like a lumpy potato. On the upside, we've all had our attention drawn to a discount designer outlet that we might never have found otherwise. Great PR and great prices on Diesel jeans!
		MrsMoon on Wed 20 February 2008 said... Tell Pete that applying petrol to the body and teaming it with a lit match is very key this season.
		BustySinclair on Thu 21 February 2008 said... modelling the absorbancy of paper towels? The ability of cleaning products to cut through stubborn grease and grime? How 'Brand A' laundry powder can eliminate stains caused by mud, ink and blood? Twat.
		milkplus on Thu 21 February 2008 said... Looks like he uses man fat for moisturiser
		Absolutmod on Thu 21 February 2008 said... To be fair to him, I think he realises that the minute you start appearing as the face of LASTSEASON you are clearly fucked.