In a declaration sure to have Peter Andre walking on his hind legs and wagging his tail in delight, Jordan has grandly announced that she would like four more children. Because she's had a non eventful and crisis free motherhood so far, hasn't she?
Speaking on ITV's 'Loose Women' (and after four more kids, how very apt) she allowed herself to be mercilessly grilled by the panel of menopausal man-hating harpies. (Seriously, if this show were called 'Loose Men' and treated women with the same arrogance and disrespect as the women around the table display to men, it'd be…well, like something from the 1970's, but with worse hair).
"In 20 years' time I will have had, hopefully, another four kids. I will have adopted, definitely. The more kids the better."
Erm, I think the fly on the wall documentaries have pretty much ruled out the adoption route for Jordan, unless there's an agency which specialises in children old enough to demand to be placed within a seething cauldron of hate and sniping. She went on (and on, and on…)
"I don't want to grow old with no one around me. I want all grandkids, my kids."
Come on Jordan, you won’t be alone. You’ll have Peter Andre there for company. For ever, and ever and ever. That's your curse, the 'Price' you have to pay for selling your immortal soul for a bit of grubby fame. Hahahahaha!