JORDAN POPS OUT IN WATERSTONES

JORDAN PICTURE GALLERY

Published on Thu 14 February 2008 by Mopsa

JORDAN POPS OUT IN WATERSTONES

Jordan was in Waterstone's today to promote her new book, 'Pushed to the Limit', much like her breasts, which were squeezed into a tiny sequined number that almost made her nipple pop out in a desperate bid for freedom.

Jordan posed for the cameras with some bespectacled 'hunks' (perhaps their glasses were supposed to up her IQ) and an additional accessory of a whip.

We aren't entirely sure what her book is about, although judging from her outfit it's not aimed at children this time, but we think it may be autobiographical. Or she just sat down with a writer and spoke about what she'd done that day. For a couple of months.

More photos below...

Jordan, Peter Andre, Waterstones, nipple, breasts, autobiography

pass it on print article

SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
COMING CLEAN
JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE

COMMENTS

		DapperDan on Thu 14 February 2008 said... She is looking good.
		itsjustsomoving on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Those are some scars around her areolas. Fuck that, that looks like it hurts.
		redexile on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Jesus Christ, it's the Bride of Frankenstein. IT LIVES!!!!!
		sociopathicgrin on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Famous for having a pair of silicone tits that look like a photo-finish in an airship race (oh, and for and marrying that gormless fucknuckle Peter Andre). Isn't modern celebrity horribly depressing sometimes?
		Token Heterosexual on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Fanny like a pink binbag.
		sunchild on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Errr - christ - she looks completly different. Still an owd slapper - but like a cross between Courtney what's 'it's name from friends and man-headed Dita Von tesse thing. Weird. And creepy
		BustySinclair on Fri 15 February 2008 said... She's a caricature of herself
		robbie22 on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Oh she looks like mother of the year,in years to come your kids will be soooooooooooooooo pround there mother looks like a hooker
		PennyCentury on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Why is she dressed like a tranny superhero?
		BustySinclair on Mon 18 February 2008 said... I've figured it all out, the hair, generic 'superhero' costume, breast reduction - she's gunning for the lead in the upcoming Wonderwoman film.