Watch out Kerry Katona and Mark Croft, Peter Andre and Jordan... There's a new couple clawing their way into the limelight and they might just be even more distasteful and desperate than you.
Michelle Heaton (tan-mad ex member of Popstars rejects Liberty X) and
Andy Scott-Lee (brother of Lisa from Steps) have decided to pose for a photoshoot dressed up as
Britney Spears and
Adnan Ghalib.
Other than just for a laugh, the pair decided to pose as Britney and Adnan to try and promote Andy's new single, 'Unforgettable', which it clearly is not, having entered the charts at number 131.
The publication they feature in is called New! magazine, which sounds like a cross between Now and OK! but for a fraction of the cost at just 75p.
But the newly married couple don't just humiliate themselves by dressing up like a mentally ill woman and her leech of a boyfriend for the magazine, they also do it through talking.
Andy told Michelle that a girl had tried to snog him and Michelle's response was:
"I got her by
the head and I dug my nails in her face. I said if you ever do anything like that again, I'll fucking kill ya!"
She's all class that one.