HEATHER MILLS NOMINATED FOR MUM OF THE YEAR
OH. MUMMY.
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Published on Tue 12 February 2008 by Fatty
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HEATHER MILLS NOMINATED FOR MUM OF THE YEAR |
Famous children, mums and families beware - for the nominations for the great poisoned chalice that is Celebrity Mum of the Year have been announced...
Instead of choosing nice mumsy figures like Nigella Lawson, Sophie Ellis-Bextor or Jools Oliver, the list famously picks rottweilers - like marching powder enthusiast Kerry Katona and shit in a box enthusiast Sharon Osbourne.
*MORAL BIT ALERT*
The only real exception among the winners is Jordan, who along with Peter, her mum and mother in law, do a sterling job of bringing up a disabled son and two small children. *MORAL BIT ENDS*
Thank heavens they haven't pulled up a list of similarly - or worse - reprobate celebrity dads yet.
Anyway, here are this year's nominees:
1. Mel B (mental)
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Fern Britton
4. Emma Bunton
5. Charlotte Church
6. Alex Curran
7. Kate Garraway (smoked while she was pregnant and told the world that having a child created loads of arguments with her horrible husband)
8. Geri Halliwell (mental)
9. Myleene Klass
10. Heather Mills (WTF?)
11. Kate Moss (WTF?)
12. Coleen Nolan
13. Katie Price
14. Kym Rider
15. Suzanne Shaw (does she count as a celebrity?)
Why don't they just add Rosemary West and be done with it?
*MORAL BIT ALERT*
The only real exception among the winners is Jordan, who along with Peter, her mum and mother in law, do a sterling job of bringing up a disabled son and two small children. *MORAL BIT ENDS*
Thank heavens they haven't pulled up a list of similarly - or worse - reprobate celebrity dads yet.
Anyway, here are this year's nominees:
1. Mel B (mental)
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Fern Britton
4. Emma Bunton
5. Charlotte Church
6. Alex Curran
7. Kate Garraway (smoked while she was pregnant and told the world that having a child created loads of arguments with her horrible husband)
8. Geri Halliwell (mental)
9. Myleene Klass
10. Heather Mills (WTF?)
11. Kate Moss (WTF?)
12. Coleen Nolan
13. Katie Price
14. Kym Rider
15. Suzanne Shaw (does she count as a celebrity?)
Why don't they just add Rosemary West and be done with it?
Heather Mills mCcARTNEY,
MUM OF THE YEAR,
celebrity mum of the year,
coleen nolan,
posh spice,
mel b,
geri halliwell,
kerry katona,
holy moly,
celebrities
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