JORDAN'S BIG BOOB

To begin with, they were far too small. But now, they're just too big. What is Jordan to do? Jet right back to the US of A and have them done again, of course. Although if they manage to withstand yet another operation, we don't think they're going to look like breasts anymore.

Jordan has announced to OK! (who will obviously just print anything) that she's heading back to the US to have another breast reduction, following the last one about two weeks ago, because they are still too big. Jordan's first reduction saw her boobs disappear from a 32G to a 32F. But that's only one letter down on the alphabet which is probably why Jordan is confused that they haven't changed much in size.

But the size isn't the only thing Jordan is discontented with.

"They hang too low when I'm standing up." Just imagine her juggling them in a bit of a huff in front of the mirror.

She doesn't stop there though, and this woman likes to talk intimately:

"I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there's excess skin so the doctor either hasn't filled the skin up enough or he hasn't removed enough skin."

Finally she finishes with:

"I tell you what - anyone reading this, just stay natural because I've been through all this and look at the state of me."

Ain't that the truth. Take note, Chantelle.