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PETE DOHERTY REPORTEDLY GETS GIRL PREGNANT

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Somehow 'I'm off the drugs now/back on the drugs again' Pete Doherty has reportedly managed to impregnate a woman. Doherty apparently slept with a 20-year-old student called Laura Mclaughlin (bizarrely the god daughter of Alex Ferguson) who now claims she is three months pregnant with his child. And I wouldn't want to be Pete when Sir Alex finds out.

Laura told the News of the World, "I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex." That's enough to put you off sex for life. She continued...

"He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone."

Apparently Laura explained that the condom split while they were doing the deed, but they carried on regardless. And yet she seems surprised to have become pregnant. Although she is said to be a straight A student and has won a place at Harvard university to read law, she is yet to prove that she is actually intelligent.

Laura expected to become his girlfriend after they slept together, but I think that's what they call a one night stand.

A spokesman for Doherty (i.e probably him) said: "Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is."
 
Or he just doesn't remember. He was probably back on the drugs that night.

COMMENTS
Bernice Woodall on Mon 21 January 2008 said...
Who in their right mind would even shag that bloated ugly twat let alone fuck him without using a condom? The fucking idiot deserves the hell spawn that is going to crawl it's way from her womb in a few months time. What a fucking moron.
kimberlee100 on Mon 21 January 2008 said...
The poor child is doomed from the start.
marmitey on Mon 21 January 2008 said...
It's going to look like a boiled cabbage, just like it's da.
darkfung on Mon 21 January 2008 said...
hahaha ... silly cow !
rainbow_brite on Mon 21 January 2008 said...
that's what we need... more doherty spawn to pollute the population... great...
OneInTheOven on Tue 22 January 2008 said...
Actually he already impregnated a woman back in the day when he wasn't unconscious 95% of the time. Funnily enough, that woman (Lisa Moorish in case you're interested) also got knocked up by Liam Gallagher.
branscombe on Thu 07 February 2008 said...
If this cunt is a junky, how come he's so fucking fat? Lying fat, fat cunt.
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