Somehow 'I'm off the drugs now/back on the drugs again'
Pete Doherty has reportedly managed to
impregnate a woman. Doherty apparently slept with a 20-year-old student called Laura Mclaughlin (bizarrely the god daughter of Alex Ferguson) who now claims she is three months pregnant with his child. And I wouldn't want to be Pete when Sir Alex finds out.
Laura told the News of the World, "I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex." That's enough to put you off sex for life. She continued...
"He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone."
Apparently Laura explained that the condom split while they were doing the deed, but they carried on regardless. And yet she seems surprised to have become pregnant. Although she is said to be a straight A student and has won a place at Harvard university to read law, she is yet to prove that she is actually intelligent.
Laura expected to become his girlfriend after they slept together, but I think that's what they call a one night stand.
A spokesman for Doherty (i.e probably him) said: "Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is."
Or he just doesn't remember. He was probably
back on the drugs that night.