J-LO WILL PROBABLY BE THE NEXT KATE MOSS ACCORDING TO TOP SHOP

HER LOVE PROBABLY DOES COST A FAIR FEW THINGS

Published on Tue 09 October 2007 by HOLYMOLY!

J-LO WILL PROBABLY BE THE NEXT KATE MOSS ACCORDING TO TOP SHOP

Kate Moss? Who the fuck is Kate Moss? It's all about the Latino baby!
Let's do Jenny From The Block - 3 pairs for £10..!

Is J-Lo going to be the next Kate Moss by releasing her own Top Shop range? Probably, say my moles...

Not content with imminently dropping twins, my moles are whispering that Phillip Green is close to announcing a deal with Jennifer Lopez. Might be maternity wear, might not - but you can guarantee it wiil involve some slightly distasteful chiffon with a pattern referencing "The Block" and her struggles in applying heavy eyeshadow.

Whatever. We would have asked for an official statement from Philip Green, but quite frankly it is 10:30pm, t's been a long night and he's just.not.worth.it.

J-Lo, pregnant, twins, philip green, bhs, top shop, fashion range, fashion.

pass it on print article

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COMMENTS

		Charivari on Tue 09 October 2007 said... I should rather see J-Lo on the illuminated side of a bus stop modelling the latest primark tat than a cocaine raddled croydon chav whose ribs are more prominent than her tits.
		MickeyRat on Wed 10 October 2007 said... That's Kate Moss on the right, right?
		MickeyRat on Wed 10 October 2007 said... Is that Kate Moss on the left, right?
		bystander on Wed 10 October 2007 said... He tried to buy M and S but throws mega parties.
		Fucksocks! on Wed 10 October 2007 said... Aww, was the poor MR. Moly working all the way up 'til 10:30pm, was he? Occasionally having time to dip into his 'He-Man and the Masters of the Universe' lunchbox for sustenance - in between furious bouts of slamming away at his Fisher Price keyboard whilst mopping his sweat-ridden brow? I'm sure every 7-year-old working 25 hours a day in sweatshops amongst rats the size of pumas, really. feel. your. pain.
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 10 October 2007 said... would happily reward her for her lifetime contribution to music with an anvil dropped from a great height loony tune style...begone and take your oversized buttocks with you!
		JiggeryCock on Wed 10 October 2007 said... Fucksocks - True, and the bugger still ignores my erudite,thought-provoking and not at all libellious initial post on this very subject
		Fucksocks! on Wed 10 October 2007 said... JiggeryCock - I'm surprised my comments got through, what with Holy channeling Mary Whitehouse these days. Either that, or he's too busy wanking over photos of Thora Hird to post the bastards.