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Elton John spotted looking like an emo teenager

Something about the way you look tonight...

Published on Thu 23 August 2007 by Fatty

Elton John spotted looking like an emo teenager

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...makes me think, "Who is that oversized My Chemical Romance fanboy twat?" More pictures below.

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		thingymabob on Thu 23 August 2007 said... give us a whacka wave mallet!
		Todd Rivers on Thu 23 August 2007 said... He looks nothing like a Chemical Romance fan. He just looks like a sad middle aged twat TRYING to look like one.
		Dubbadubbadubba on Thu 23 August 2007 said... And, just over his shoulder for some reason, Aggie from How Clean Is Your House...
		Todd Rivers on Thu 23 August 2007 said... Actually HM - you've just made and extremely tenuous link between a goth metal fan and Elton's Black attire. Do My Chemical Romance Fans wear the following: 1)Pair of red ray bans. Nope. 2)Black shorts? Nope. They wear skinny black jeans. 3)Expensive bling round the neck? Nope. Never. So , basically the only thing you have to hang a desperate story on is his converse sneakers. Christ you are so desperate for a story it hurts, HM. Pathetic cunt that you are!
		Zigmund on Thu 23 August 2007 said... Elton looks like Marilyn Manson's girlfriend in his latest video.
		fantantric on Thu 23 August 2007 said... Spot the disgruntled My Chemical Romance fan
		catfood on Thu 23 August 2007 said... oh dear toddles, did the homecoming queen not want to go with you to the senior prom and your dad doesn't understand you? diddums. dont you have to go belt shopping in camden or something?
		bystander on Thu 23 August 2007 said... Those sunglasses are on sale now in the Accrington Pound shops (all fifty ofthem). HM never prints my Rules or Corner contributions and the lady in the background is Martina Navratilova and not Aggie from "Your house is a shit tip you dirty. lazy fxxxxx"i
		DOGPAS on Thu 23 August 2007 said... Weird eh? I thought them gay fella's had style....???? I reckon this proves he's not a proper shirt lifter, clearly just a ploy to get his grubby hands on pussy...
		RoyKeane on Thu 23 August 2007 said... Fat uncool gay minge
		Todd Rivers on Thu 23 August 2007 said... catfood: Way far of the mark my cretinous chum. I past the 'parents not understanding me' phase about 15 years ago and I despise My Chemical Romance. Let me guess...you belong to the 'bitter, disgruntled and forever out of touch with current culture' brigade.... Twat.
		everblazin on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Its funny how Emos and for that matter Goths prove that their 'anti-establishment' by dressing exactly the same as each other, isn't it? I think just as Rock'nRoll died when Bryan May played on Buck House; the Emo-look is officially dead cos an (admittedly talented) old queen is sporting the same look. That's one of the great flaws of homosexuality, no offspring to tell you that you look like a twat. Should've done an Angelina twenty years ago, Elt, young Wayne would have had you dressed in M&S clobber years back.
		jonnysunspecs on Fri 24 August 2007 said... however he dresses he's a cumguzzling cunt
		jonnysunspecs on Fri 24 August 2007 said... i bet his assistant is the 1st in the queue at blockbusters to hire the next richard gere moving too
		jonnysunspecs on Fri 24 August 2007 said... thats movie not moving
		robbie22 on Sun 09 September 2007 said... Is that fat twat still going,most overrated tosser since Hitler

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