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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

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as you kno fame hav its RESPONSILBILLITIES. this weke yor frend peat hav been facing up to his by providing MORAL SUPORT to one of our cuontrys grate ROLE MODLES in her hour of NEDE.

this turn out to be aproximatly 2am in the morning wen singeing sensation AMEY WINHOSE ring me up in a MITEY BATE and sa get round here potatoe face the GERE hav run out chop chop and do not spare the HORSE. at this last coment she CACKEL as if she is the only peson ever to make this GAG. it make one SHUDER at the verrey THORT.


i respond solemly for i kno amey is VUNNERABEL she hav yet to face up to her ADICTIONS. she hav also been seen onstage in bumingham last weke taking a big bit of KOKANE from out of her behive and wacking it up her HOOTER this is verey riskey there could be anething lost up there in the hairy BLACKNESS i.e. combs beetels dandruff recoding contract house keys shergar billy holiday album japanese soldeier who think the second WWII is still goeing absolutly ANETHING.

i am gravley CONSERNED.

also given that ameys horibel gresey roter of a husband BLAKE CIVIL-ENGINERE is in CHOAKY i am considdering the distant posibility of HOPPING ON i mean wy not she is a HANSOME WOMAN undernethe all the hair and scribelings it would be like having a go on on a BRILO PAD with shaeply hem hem brests.

"amey" i sa softly, remembering the many IMPOTANT THINGS i lern in rehabb "are you using the DRUGGS or are they using YOU? have you made a SERCHING moral inventery of yorself? ar you a human BEINGE or a human DOINGE?"

the TERIFYING SHREEK which come out of the foan make a CAT jump off couch this is a suprise i did not kno i had a cat it also wake up the drumer from BABYSHABLES who is asleep on the couch he jump up and shout o peat is it the ROZERS the grate wede and it shater my WINDOES too well it knock the cardbord off them aneway. it sound like car alarm plus seal bark times atommic combine harvester i.e. the end of the WORLD.

"stop mesing me about have you got any GERE or NOT and JUST YOU WATE til my husband get out of JALE you are a MONKY CUNT click brrr."

i am taken ABAK this is not ladelike langauage at all. with a hevy HART i select one of the 3 kilo bags of HERON wich i kepe for pesonal use under the kitchen sink and telephoan EXECUTIVE MINNY CABS AND HAND RELEIF on my mobiel.

IT WILL BE A LONG NIGHT.

COMMENTS
Token Heterosexual on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Give it up, man. Seriously, Jeff K character did this crap years ago on Somethingawful.com and spawned this whole shitty way of typing. It's been done, let it die, well, don't fucking encourage it.
clevername on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
This is brilliant! Token Heterosexual you are totally wrong. So what if something similar's been done before?! That doesn't stop it being hilarious. I just wish we could read previous entries.
NigelMolesworth on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
i agre with token heteroxesl this is DISGRASFUL i mene how can it be alowed for someone to rite on the interneat without REDEING IT IN ITS ENTIERETY first CHIZ CHIZ. if you arsk me this doharty is a wet and a wede and i intend to UTERLY TUOGH HIM UP.
frogman99 on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Excellent stuff - as any fule kno, the writer is obviously an ex St Custard's student
BangtidyBeeatch on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
I too am loving this badly/brilliantly written saga. V amusant.
skummymummy on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
WTF is chiz chiz?
dickiedaviseyes on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Fucking brilliant. And anyone who doesn't understand it knows nothing about St Custards as ANY FULE KNO.
BarseMaster on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Excellent stuff.
rocketgirl on Sat 24 November 2007 said...
Love it. Loved the molesworth books when I was younger, and this is hilarious.
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