as you kno fame hav its RESPONSILBILLITIES. this weke yor frend peat hav been facing up to his by providing MORAL SUPORT to one of our cuontrys grate ROLE MODLES in her hour of NEDE.
this turn out to be aproximatly 2am in the morning wen singeing sensation AMEY WINHOSE ring me up in a MITEY BATE and sa get round here potatoe face the GERE hav run out chop chop and do not spare the HORSE. at this last coment she CACKEL as if she is the only peson ever to make this GAG. it make one SHUDER at the verrey THORT.
i respond solemly for i kno amey is VUNNERABEL she hav yet to face up to her ADICTIONS. she hav also been seen onstage in bumingham last weke taking a big bit of KOKANE from out of her behive and wacking it up her HOOTER this is verey riskey there could be anething lost up there in the hairy BLACKNESS i.e. combs beetels dandruff recoding contract house keys shergar billy holiday album japanese soldeier who think the second WWII is still goeing absolutly ANETHING.
i am gravley CONSERNED.
also given that ameys horibel gresey roter of a husband BLAKE CIVIL-ENGINERE is in CHOAKY i am considdering the distant posibility of HOPPING ON i mean wy not she is a HANSOME WOMAN undernethe all the hair and scribelings it would be like having a go on on a BRILO PAD with shaeply hem hem brests.
"amey" i sa softly, remembering the many IMPOTANT THINGS i lern in rehabb "are you using the DRUGGS or are they using YOU? have you made a SERCHING moral inventery of yorself? ar you a human BEINGE or a human DOINGE?"
the TERIFYING SHREEK which come out of the foan make a CAT jump off couch this is a suprise i did not kno i had a cat it also wake up the drumer from BABYSHABLES who is asleep on the couch he jump up and shout o peat is it the ROZERS the grate wede and it shater my WINDOES too well it knock the cardbord off them aneway. it sound like car alarm plus seal bark times atommic combine harvester i.e. the end of the WORLD.
"stop mesing me about have you got any GERE or NOT and JUST YOU WATE til my husband get out of JALE you are a MONKY CUNT click brrr."
i am taken ABAK this is not ladelike langauage at all. with a hevy HART i select one of the 3 kilo bags of HERON wich i kepe for pesonal use under the kitchen sink and telephoan EXECUTIVE MINNY CABS AND HAND RELEIF on my mobiel.
IT WILL BE A LONG NIGHT.