BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

THIS WEKE: THE RORE OF THE GREESE PAINT, THE SMEL OF THE CROUD

good day reders conosewers and patrems of the ARTS thankyou for droping by to peats litel ARTISTIK SALLON obvously you hav herd the GRATE NEWS wich is that peat and former colaborator laitly unsucesfull pop star and grate weed CARL BARET are to reunite and rite a MUSICKAL cheers cheers cheers tikertape fall from celeing trumpet pla fanfair beatiful madens apere bereing flours and loral reeths it is like ANCEINT ROAM.

yes you ma hav red in the "news"papers that peat and the unfortunat CARL hav ben comisioned by the DUNMER WEARHOUSE to script a new pece of musickal THEARTER it wil overturn BORGUOIS CONVENSION chalenge the forms and morays of the STAIGE shake audences from there COMNPLASEN DAY DREMES we think we mite rite one about a band who like taking DRUGGS wot do you think?

natureley this a lifeline to pore old CARL who have not had it so good since he giv peat the old heave HO from the lieberatreens i mene direty prety thing hav not set the CHARTS alite have they? such is JUSTIS.

aneway with this GRATE MOMENT for the pefoming ARTS aproching we fele confident in sharing some elements of this WORK IN PROAGRES.

XIBIT 1 - WORKING TITELS
The Chang And I
My Fair AMEY
A Funey Thing HAPEN on the way to the FORUM in Centish TOWN
La Cage Aux WEEDS
Hoofer On The FIDDEL
TWATS

XIBIT 2 - selected SENES

INT. THE WORKHOUSE

Peat shufle nervusly toward mr BUMOLE

PEAT: "Plees sir, i want to scoor"

Sudenley 100s of URCHINS burst into SONG

URCHINS: "Smack, glorous SMACK!/No JELEYS or brick dust!/we're here for the CRACK/woops here come a POLICE bust."

from the FILTHEY CROUD a vission in RAGGS appere she look like a SHRINKEY DINK of helena hemhem carter wich have bene scribled on by a IDIOT CHILD and begin singing imedaitley all URCHINS flea in TEROR.

AMEY: "i'd smoke anething/With you, dere, anething.
PEAT: "wuold you smoke my gear?"
AMEY: "anething!"
PEAT: "then blame it all on BEER?"
AMEY: "anething!"
PEAT: "wuold you take this PILL?
AMEY: "anething!"
PEAT: "Inject about 10ml?"
AMEY: "anething!"
PEAT: "leave me all your WILL?"
AMEY: "er.."
PEAT: "even pay my bills"?

AMEY exit howleing BLAAAAKE BLAAAKE as per ushual

peat and CARL rush to front of STAGE for rousing FINARLEY DUET

"DO - the stuff I buy druggs with!
"RAY - the chapp who sel me DRUGGS!
"ME - the chapp I buy drugs FOR!
"FAR - a long way to the DRUGGS!
"SO - lets hav a bit mor DRUGGS!
"LA - all drugg dealers are SCOUSSERS hav you notised?
"TEA - no thanks I'll have some DRUGGS
"Wich bring us bak to DRUGGS DRUGGS DRUGGS DRUGGS..." [rpt to fade]

aplause bring housedown "A smash hitt! FITE for a tiket" sa the London Lite. peat is given a TONEY award CARL is alowed to sell some programs in the foiyer for a few bob everbode cheer hurah if onley mr NED SHERIN had lived to see this DAY.