BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

THIS WEKE: SECRETTS OF RECOVERY

everbode please calm down relax at ese stop JABERING amonsgt yourselvs. Honestley i am absent for just one weke and everbode go mental saing hav peat DYED is peat in JALE hav he gone back to REHABB is he back with CATE hav he joined the FOREN LEGION the HARRY KRISHNERS the JESUS ARMEY or worst of all the DIRTEY PRETY THINGS plese plese tell us o you mite.

hapily i can sa non of the abov i merely had a moment of ME TIME* and took a REALITEY CHECK* in order to SMEL THE FLOURS* and readjust to mi new ROAL as a sober and productiv member of SOSIETY. (an asterix mene this is an impotant thing wich i lern in rehabb)


aneway you ma hav sene it in the sun "news"paper hem hem it is all non sense AS I SHALL EXPLANE.

as evver the "news" papers put a TERIBEL SHAIMLESS SENSATIONAL FICKTION on the front page saing o look here is a yotube vidoe of peat taking HERON he has just been to rehabb the roter wot a HIPPOCRIT well i am hapey to clere it up for my FATHFULL FANS.

on mi relese from rehabb having compleeted a GRUELING 28 minuts of soberierety i felt it was time for a REWARD i.e. an armful of the old fleetwood mac this is estabblished TECNIQEUE of rehabb and enables me to kepe on the STRATE and NAROW. infact it is ESENTIAL to kepe me off DRUGGS as is the odd line of gak and a quick puff on the old GLASS CIGAR. this is medickal FACT.

ignorent ppl donot understand that those of us in RECOVVERY hav to put our trust in a HIRE POWER and in mi case the hire power i hav chosen is HERON. I hoap this set the mater STRATE and we shal here no more mone drone chiz chiz peat is on the gere agane ect ect.

IN OTHER NEWS:

To the TAMES MAJISTRATE CORT, to provide moral suport to mi grate frend AMEY WINHOSE as she watch her terible swetty roter of a husband BLAKE FIELDING-CIVIL-PARTNERSHIP get banged up for peverting the CORSE of JUSTISE.

wel they hav not exactly found him GIULTY yet but judjing by the HORIBEL SMILE from the beke as he remand blake to the JUGG i suspekt mr winehose wil be wereing a CROWSFOOT SUIT well into the new year smirk sniger chuckel.

Amey lene on my arm leveing a trale of DANDRUF and softley winjeing BLAAAAAKE BLAAAKE BLAAAAKE to herselfshe resembel a tere-staned BADGER and smell abit like one too poo ur cuogh cuogh. BUT it is quite ARROUSING actaully. i hav to put mi copey of the london lite in mi lap for the sake of PROPERIERETY.

Amey SCREME is blake is carted down to the cells. she is a singel woman on her oan for 2 weeks now, who will she ring for COMFORT on the LONG AND LOANLEY NITES? on the way home i buy £5 topp-up on my mobiel phoan and WATE FOR THE CALL...