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MITCH WINEHEARSE: hello and greatings lissners yore tuned to the MITCH WINEHEARSE program on radoe lonndon where i the aforemensioned MITCH will dispeanse the sort of hard won taxey driver WISDOME wich hav kept my beatiful dauhghther AMEY on the strate and NAROW these 24 yeres did i tel you i had that DUSTEY SPRIGFEILD in the back of the cab once? a verey lovely lade but she hav terible flat SHOES.
ANEWAY in a packt program toda we have specal
gueust toyer WILCOCKS sharlean SPITTEREY a man from KOKFOSTERS who hav a budgey
wich can pla golf finnancal advise from HOWERD from the hallifax adverts and up
to date travvel news with SUE POLARD.
its 24 big radoe london minnits to the top of the HOUR but first lets go to the PHOANS helo caller no. 1 wot do you hav to sa?
CALLER NO. 1: good afternune mitch it is PEAT from dalston spekeing long time lissener first time caller wot i wont to KNO is wen will the govement get TUFF with terible dedbete HUBSBANDS who sponj off there tallented gorgous sole sensasion WIFES and spend all the shoping money on HERON and XTASE instead of geting a propper job tosing off businesmen round the bak of pikadile CIRKUS?
in my konsiderd OPINNION hanging is to GOOD for them they ort to be put in the ARMEY.
MITCH: you make a verrey fare point caller the govement is SOFT on drugeys and sponjers i think they should all be sent to AFGANNISTAN lets see if the roten litel crepes can find any of there disgusteing dedley heron there shall we? druggs are a one way tiket to OBLIVON we have to protekt the CHIDREN from pushers and pedofiles.
CALLER NO. 1: i could not agree more and INDEAD I voluntear to go to afgannistan miself on a FAKT FINDING MISION if a suitebel govement grant is avalabel.
MITCH: joley good britan needs more yuoung ppl like yoreself PEAT. now caller no. 2 wot do you hav to sa?
CALLER NO. 2: oi FATEY it is yore darlinge daugther AMEY hear how dar you air mi DIRTEY LAUNDEREY on the radoe to all and SUNDERY i am goeing to sue you to bits YOU JUST WATE TIL MI HUBSBAND COME OUT OF JALE he will knok yore blok off.
MITCH: it is for yore own good mi dearest it is the SHOK TRETEMENT you reqire to help you relise you ar on a path to DISSASTER also that roten litel toe rag could not knok the skin off a rise puding he is a WEDE you should have maried that nise MARK RONTSON insted he is a nice boy with prospekts you have broke mine and yore mothers HARTS i hoap you ar proud of yoreself.
caller no. 2 begin skreaming about blaaaake and using maney rude WORDS. sudenley calming KLASIKAL MUSIC begin to pla pehaps abit of ELLGAR as emergensey OFKOM snatch sqad burst thruogh CEIELING on ropes and drag mitch off to GUANTAMANOE BAY.
its 24 big radoe london minnits to the top of the HOUR but first lets go to the PHOANS helo caller no. 1 wot do you hav to sa?
CALLER NO. 1: good afternune mitch it is PEAT from dalston spekeing long time lissener first time caller wot i wont to KNO is wen will the govement get TUFF with terible dedbete HUBSBANDS who sponj off there tallented gorgous sole sensasion WIFES and spend all the shoping money on HERON and XTASE instead of geting a propper job tosing off businesmen round the bak of pikadile CIRKUS?
in my konsiderd OPINNION hanging is to GOOD for them they ort to be put in the ARMEY.
MITCH: you make a verrey fare point caller the govement is SOFT on drugeys and sponjers i think they should all be sent to AFGANNISTAN lets see if the roten litel crepes can find any of there disgusteing dedley heron there shall we? druggs are a one way tiket to OBLIVON we have to protekt the CHIDREN from pushers and pedofiles.
CALLER NO. 1: i could not agree more and INDEAD I voluntear to go to afgannistan miself on a FAKT FINDING MISION if a suitebel govement grant is avalabel.
MITCH: joley good britan needs more yuoung ppl like yoreself PEAT. now caller no. 2 wot do you hav to sa?
CALLER NO. 2: oi FATEY it is yore darlinge daugther AMEY hear how dar you air mi DIRTEY LAUNDEREY on the radoe to all and SUNDERY i am goeing to sue you to bits YOU JUST WATE TIL MI HUBSBAND COME OUT OF JALE he will knok yore blok off.
MITCH: it is for yore own good mi dearest it is the SHOK TRETEMENT you reqire to help you relise you ar on a path to DISSASTER also that roten litel toe rag could not knok the skin off a rise puding he is a WEDE you should have maried that nise MARK RONTSON insted he is a nice boy with prospekts you have broke mine and yore mothers HARTS i hoap you ar proud of yoreself.
caller no. 2 begin skreaming about blaaaake and using maney rude WORDS. sudenley calming KLASIKAL MUSIC begin to pla pehaps abit of ELLGAR as emergensey OFKOM snatch sqad burst thruogh CEIELING on ropes and drag mitch off to GUANTAMANOE BAY.
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